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Or God for that matter. He made us in His image and the earliest Humans were from Asia, so they must have been yellow/brown/whatever skinned. Yet, every Bible printed, every religious image in the Western world shows him as a white man. Why is that? Do you think it could be some subtle form of manipulation for us Honkys? The whole region of Bethlehem, Jerusalem, etc., is in the Middle East area, and I don't see no white folk about. Could it be that the Bible my old school gave me and forced me to learn from was lying to me?
My personal favourite theory, that explains everything about the man called Jesus, is that he was a time-traveller. Think about it. Some mystical bloke, giving it all "that" with extra sass - I'd be pretty lairy if I'd just time-travelled. Healing the sick with modern and future medicine. And he's white. The first time-traveller (if the End of Days hasn't come like you're cheerily predicting) will probably be some white-bred American bloke, so he'll be well-versed in the Bible. It's a good theory, don't knock it. Expect to see the film. Soon. Starring Mark Wahlberg as Jesus. And William Shatner as God. Probably.
My personal favourite theory, that explains everything about the man called Jesus, is that he was a time-traveller. Think about it. Some mystical bloke, giving it all "that" with extra sass - I'd be pretty lairy if I'd just time-travelled. Healing the sick with modern and future medicine. And he's white. The first time-traveller (if the End of Days hasn't come like you're cheerily predicting) will probably be some white-bred American bloke, so he'll be well-versed in the Bible. It's a good theory, don't knock it. Expect to see the film. Soon. Starring Mark Wahlberg as Jesus. And William Shatner as God. Probably.
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Forest Fan wrote:
> No I'm not.
Yes you are. Unless you lied when you filled in your details, which is a sin, which means Jesus won't answer your phone calls anymore.
> No I'm not.
Yes you are. Unless you lied when you filled in your details, which is a sin, which means Jesus won't answer your phone calls anymore.
loki, what are the contradictary accounts of Adam and Eve then?
No I'm not.
Forest Fan is 14.
*coughs*
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loki wrote:
> RastaBillySkank wrote:
> That's not answering my question.
>
> Why, in one story does God create man and woman at the same time,
> and
> in the other man first and woman then from man?
>
> And why were these two stories written so far apart? Theological
> scholars have dated the two stories, and the first one in Genesis
> (which was actually written second) was written 500 years after the
> other.
>
> Care to explain rather than sidestepping the issue?
>
> That didn't answer his question Forest Fan.
Right, this is now the third time this question has been posted (and the third time of asking). Start with the contradictory accounts of Adam and Eve then work your way down too the other questions if you fancy it. PLEASE NOTE: It has nothing to do with animals.
> RastaBillySkank wrote:
> That's not answering my question.
>
> Why, in one story does God create man and woman at the same time,
> and
> in the other man first and woman then from man?
>
> And why were these two stories written so far apart? Theological
> scholars have dated the two stories, and the first one in Genesis
> (which was actually written second) was written 500 years after the
> other.
>
> Care to explain rather than sidestepping the issue?
>
> That didn't answer his question Forest Fan.
Right, this is now the third time this question has been posted (and the third time of asking). Start with the contradictory accounts of Adam and Eve then work your way down too the other questions if you fancy it. PLEASE NOTE: It has nothing to do with animals.
WHAT contradictary stories in Genesis. People have tried to say the animal and human Creation order is a contradiction. Is that what you think contradicts in Genesis or is there something else?
It didn't even mention animals for christ's sake! So don't answer it with anything about animals. Again.
Animals have nothing to do with the question! What are you talking about. Why not just answer the question you were asked about the contradictory stories in Genesis?!
loki, animals were Created BEFORE humans. What exactly is your problem with this statement?
Starlight wrote:
> I reckon god got it right with the Dinosaurs, there was no racism, no
> religion and no war, some of them were just hungrier than the others.
A few points to make.
There was blatant racism: as many predatory Dinosaurs attacked other Dinosaurs on sight due to the colour of their skin.
There is no way I can make a pun using Dinowarus funny.
Some Dinosaurs were vegetarian: thus they must have had principles and probably wore sandals made from ferns.
> I reckon god got it right with the Dinosaurs, there was no racism, no
> religion and no war, some of them were just hungrier than the others.
A few points to make.
There was blatant racism: as many predatory Dinosaurs attacked other Dinosaurs on sight due to the colour of their skin.
There is no way I can make a pun using Dinowarus funny.
Some Dinosaurs were vegetarian: thus they must have had principles and probably wore sandals made from ferns.
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