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"FF, what colour was Jesus?"

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Mon 29/03/04 at 13:40
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Or God for that matter. He made us in His image and the earliest Humans were from Asia, so they must have been yellow/brown/whatever skinned. Yet, every Bible printed, every religious image in the Western world shows him as a white man. Why is that? Do you think it could be some subtle form of manipulation for us Honkys? The whole region of Bethlehem, Jerusalem, etc., is in the Middle East area, and I don't see no white folk about. Could it be that the Bible my old school gave me and forced me to learn from was lying to me?

My personal favourite theory, that explains everything about the man called Jesus, is that he was a time-traveller. Think about it. Some mystical bloke, giving it all "that" with extra sass - I'd be pretty lairy if I'd just time-travelled. Healing the sick with modern and future medicine. And he's white. The first time-traveller (if the End of Days hasn't come like you're cheerily predicting) will probably be some white-bred American bloke, so he'll be well-versed in the Bible. It's a good theory, don't knock it. Expect to see the film. Soon. Starring Mark Wahlberg as Jesus. And William Shatner as God. Probably.
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Tue 30/03/04 at 20:47
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"RIP: Brian Clough"
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Your spirit is in you.
Tue 30/03/04 at 20:36
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My spirit has nothing to do with God.
It's mine, I don't want a fictional death-bringer and general smiter to come anywhere near it.
Tue 30/03/04 at 20:07
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"RIP: Brian Clough"
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But if you wanted you COULD have a relationship with God, hence you have a spirit.
Tue 30/03/04 at 18:52
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That's a very lame definition.
Well, I don't want to have a relationship with God and have never tried and will never want to try - so I may, or I may not.

In truth, I don't really care.
Tue 30/03/04 at 18:44
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"RIP: Brian Clough"
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The ability to have the relationship with God.
Tue 30/03/04 at 18:42
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Forest Fan wrote:
> FFF, do you believe you even have a spirit?

Perhaps, it depends on your definition of the word.
Tue 30/03/04 at 18:31
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"RIP: Brian Clough"
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SHEEPY wrote:
> Haha
>
> Did you ever look at my account?
>
> I don't really live at 30 Crackhouse Road

Heh.
Tue 30/03/04 at 18:31
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"RIP: Brian Clough"
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Mr Snuggly wrote:
> Forest Fan wrote:
> No I'm not.
>
> Yes you are. Unless you lied when you filled in your details, which
> is a sin, which means Jesus won't answer your phone calls anymore.

I haven't got my birth date on my profile.
Tue 30/03/04 at 18:22
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"Excommunicated"
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Actually I made myself two years older once so I could get a game
Tue 30/03/04 at 18:22
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Haha

Did you ever look at my account?

I don't really live at 30 Crackhouse Road
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