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Or God for that matter. He made us in His image and the earliest Humans were from Asia, so they must have been yellow/brown/whatever skinned. Yet, every Bible printed, every religious image in the Western world shows him as a white man. Why is that? Do you think it could be some subtle form of manipulation for us Honkys? The whole region of Bethlehem, Jerusalem, etc., is in the Middle East area, and I don't see no white folk about. Could it be that the Bible my old school gave me and forced me to learn from was lying to me?
My personal favourite theory, that explains everything about the man called Jesus, is that he was a time-traveller. Think about it. Some mystical bloke, giving it all "that" with extra sass - I'd be pretty lairy if I'd just time-travelled. Healing the sick with modern and future medicine. And he's white. The first time-traveller (if the End of Days hasn't come like you're cheerily predicting) will probably be some white-bred American bloke, so he'll be well-versed in the Bible. It's a good theory, don't knock it. Expect to see the film. Soon. Starring Mark Wahlberg as Jesus. And William Shatner as God. Probably.
My personal favourite theory, that explains everything about the man called Jesus, is that he was a time-traveller. Think about it. Some mystical bloke, giving it all "that" with extra sass - I'd be pretty lairy if I'd just time-travelled. Healing the sick with modern and future medicine. And he's white. The first time-traveller (if the End of Days hasn't come like you're cheerily predicting) will probably be some white-bred American bloke, so he'll be well-versed in the Bible. It's a good theory, don't knock it. Expect to see the film. Soon. Starring Mark Wahlberg as Jesus. And William Shatner as God. Probably.
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Forest Fan wrote:
> There were no questions for me.
"?" = Question or does your bible dictate otherwise? Nice to see you cop out as usual. "False Prophet" springs to mind.
> There were no questions for me.
"?" = Question or does your bible dictate otherwise? Nice to see you cop out as usual. "False Prophet" springs to mind.
Tyla wrote:
> FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> You have no idea what you've just unleashed.
> Stand back, cover your eyes, and prepare your mocking finger.
>
> OMG, I seemed to have stumped him? Almost 24 hours an no reply from
> FF! This must be a record!
There were no questions for me.
> FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> You have no idea what you've just unleashed.
> Stand back, cover your eyes, and prepare your mocking finger.
>
> OMG, I seemed to have stumped him? Almost 24 hours an no reply from
> FF! This must be a record!
There were no questions for me.
FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> You have no idea what you've just unleashed.
> Stand back, cover your eyes, and prepare your mocking finger.
OMG, I seemed to have stumped him? Almost 24 hours an no reply from FF! This must be a record!
> You have no idea what you've just unleashed.
> Stand back, cover your eyes, and prepare your mocking finger.
OMG, I seemed to have stumped him? Almost 24 hours an no reply from FF! This must be a record!
You have no idea what you've just unleashed.
Stand back, cover your eyes, and prepare your mocking finger.
Stand back, cover your eyes, and prepare your mocking finger.
Forest Fan wrote:
> Bible - the Word of God.
The bible is not "the word of god", but peoples translations through dreams, visions, hallucinations and hear-say. At which point in the grand scheme of things did god decide to sit down and write all of this? Or did god dictate it to his/her/its PA?
Changing the subject slightly...
The bible claims that god made man in his own image, then woman. Now the whole popuation of the planet was spawned from these two people, how can he get away with promoting inbreeding?
It's claimed he made Adam in his own image, then Eve from a spare rib (aparently from Adam, not #22 from my local chinese). Where did colour come into it? How did we get from 2 single coloured people to a planet full of different colours? Did god have a hard time with his Dulux colour card or was his pallet restricted to black, white, off yellow and tan?
Tectonic/Continental plate shift... God created the heavens and the earth, so in light of this, god put everything where god liked it? Why didn't god have the foresight of tectonic/continental plate movements? How do you explain the continental drift over the last 30million years?
The bible has been about for around 2000 years, why doesn't it document the previous 2.98million years? It's not like it wasn't possible as early caveman had learn't to write in caves. Does this mean the first 30 volumes of the bible is in some cave somewhere?
How do christians explain evolution?
What happened to the second coming? Was it postponed?
I could go on all day with this... but I shan't
> Bible - the Word of God.
The bible is not "the word of god", but peoples translations through dreams, visions, hallucinations and hear-say. At which point in the grand scheme of things did god decide to sit down and write all of this? Or did god dictate it to his/her/its PA?
Changing the subject slightly...
The bible claims that god made man in his own image, then woman. Now the whole popuation of the planet was spawned from these two people, how can he get away with promoting inbreeding?
It's claimed he made Adam in his own image, then Eve from a spare rib (aparently from Adam, not #22 from my local chinese). Where did colour come into it? How did we get from 2 single coloured people to a planet full of different colours? Did god have a hard time with his Dulux colour card or was his pallet restricted to black, white, off yellow and tan?
Tectonic/Continental plate shift... God created the heavens and the earth, so in light of this, god put everything where god liked it? Why didn't god have the foresight of tectonic/continental plate movements? How do you explain the continental drift over the last 30million years?
The bible has been about for around 2000 years, why doesn't it document the previous 2.98million years? It's not like it wasn't possible as early caveman had learn't to write in caves. Does this mean the first 30 volumes of the bible is in some cave somewhere?
How do christians explain evolution?
What happened to the second coming? Was it postponed?
I could go on all day with this... but I shan't
I think Jesus had an afro, and his "disciples" were really his ho's.
I believe he went about in some dodgy 80's tiger skin catsuit, with 80's shades to suit.
And I believe he also cruised the place pimpin' out his ho's.
Who says it isn't possible?
I believe he went about in some dodgy 80's tiger skin catsuit, with 80's shades to suit.
And I believe he also cruised the place pimpin' out his ho's.
Who says it isn't possible?
Muh.
Why do you bring this up now?
Green/blueish
Exactly, I wish when you lot have a question you didn't ask me (who doesn't actually know the Bible cover to cover) but go straight to the Bible - the Word of God.
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