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"I got bitten last night"

That’s right, I got bitten, but it wasn’t by some no go punk, it was a police dog and it was entirely intentional.

It was about 2am and very, very quiet. There was a dog handler training his dog in the market square, hiding stuff for him to find and such. So, after I had hidden a few things for the furry softy I myself went and hid in a shop doorway, (he’s a new dog and so is getting all the training his handler can give him), he was meant to find me, sit down and bark a lot.

Well, he found me, he sniffed me, he then sort of smiled at me and just wandered off.

So then the handler asked me if I would do a live chase for him, and I said ok.

I put on a padded arm thing and started to run through the market, the handler did all the “stop, policeman with a dog!” stuff, but I was to keep running.

So, I’m running and I suddenly hear, “pant-pant-pant” along with the thudding of paws, then *BANG*, and I have a very heavy German Shepard hanging onto my arm. Now, I was padded up, but I could still feel it through that, not pain, but uncomfortable I would say is the way to describe it.

So, my advice. If you’re ever running and hear, “STOP, POLICEMAN WITH A DOG!” Just do it, ok?

I've got coffee and Bourbons...


English_Bloke...can u do me a big favour please?

*remembers English's job*

Yes. That's exactly what I meant.

Munchies?

What, like when you get hungry in a normal way?

The best things to eat when you have, erm, the munchies are ...

... toast
... Pringles
... freshly made (i.e. hot) sponge cake with ice cream
... cornflakes

Crisps and other junk?

Nahhh....

Salad?

i'm hungry and on a diet..only peckish though...what shall i eat?


*brings back memory of Albert the Large*

RIP xXx

Well I thought that drunk bird was going to spit on me, and then I was told she had body lice, nice, no?

*Scratches*

I hope some drunkards throw up on you

hoho