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"I got bitten last night"

That’s right, I got bitten, but it wasn’t by some no go punk, it was a police dog and it was entirely intentional.

It was about 2am and very, very quiet. There was a dog handler training his dog in the market square, hiding stuff for him to find and such. So, after I had hidden a few things for the furry softy I myself went and hid in a shop doorway, (he’s a new dog and so is getting all the training his handler can give him), he was meant to find me, sit down and bark a lot.

Well, he found me, he sniffed me, he then sort of smiled at me and just wandered off.

So then the handler asked me if I would do a live chase for him, and I said ok.

I put on a padded arm thing and started to run through the market, the handler did all the “stop, policeman with a dog!” stuff, but I was to keep running.

So, I’m running and I suddenly hear, “pant-pant-pant” along with the thudding of paws, then *BANG*, and I have a very heavy German Shepard hanging onto my arm. Now, I was padded up, but I could still feel it through that, not pain, but uncomfortable I would say is the way to describe it.

So, my advice. If you’re ever running and hear, “STOP, POLICEMAN WITH A DOG!” Just do it, ok?

Timmargh wrote:
> someone who used to be my friends tried to separate
> them by: a) shoving a finger up each one's @rse, and b) pulling their
> tails. They just carried on fighting ...

I presume that ended the friendship?

OPLAR wrote:
> I can see why he's not your friend anymore, eh? :0D
>
> That's your job!
>
> ba-dom-tish!

Heh.

monkey_man wrote:
> I presume that ended the friendship?

No. I found that incident hilarious and told all our mates. The friendship ended when he treated me like a **** and expected me to forget it.

Timmargh wrote:
> OPLAR wrote:
> I can see why he's not your friend anymore, eh? :0D
>
> That's your job!
>
> ba-dom-tish!
>
> Heh.

Thank ye! I'm here all week! :0D

Timmargh wrote:
> monkey_man wrote:
> I presume that ended the friendship?
>
> No. I found that incident hilarious and told all our mates. The
> friendship ended when he treated me like a **** and expected me to
> forget it.

Ooh, tell us more! MORE!

Pleasee? :0D

Timmargh wrote:
> monkey_man wrote:
> I presume that ended the friendship?
>
> No. I found that incident hilarious and told all our mates. The
> friendship ended when he treated me like a **** and expected me to
> forget it.

That it! Stand your groound!

TIMMARGH!!!!

OPLAR wrote:
> Ooh, tell us more! MORE!
>
> Pleasee? :0D

He was the sort of person who wanted you to tell how great a friend he was and made a big thing of telling people he met that one of his best friends was disabled and how he helped him whenever he could.

Then I didn't hear from him for six months (which wasn't uncommon) and I get a 'phone call from him saying he's having his head shaved for charity the next evening and could I come to support him. As it turned out I couldn't make it as I had prior arrangements. His response was to get angry and say "I wish you weren't f***ing disabled so I could come over there and rip you f***ing head off!"

I wasn't happy, and it ended there.

God, that's horrible.

It is bad

what a fecking w a n k e r!!