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That’s right, I got bitten, but it wasn’t by some no go punk, it was a police dog and it was entirely intentional.
It was about 2am and very, very quiet. There was a dog handler training his dog in the market square, hiding stuff for him to find and such. So, after I had hidden a few things for the furry softy I myself went and hid in a shop doorway, (he’s a new dog and so is getting all the training his handler can give him), he was meant to find me, sit down and bark a lot.
Well, he found me, he sniffed me, he then sort of smiled at me and just wandered off.
So then the handler asked me if I would do a live chase for him, and I said ok.
I put on a padded arm thing and started to run through the market, the handler did all the “stop, policeman with a dog!” stuff, but I was to keep running.
So, I’m running and I suddenly hear, “pant-pant-pant” along with the thudding of paws, then *BANG*, and I have a very heavy German Shepard hanging onto my arm. Now, I was padded up, but I could still feel it through that, not pain, but uncomfortable I would say is the way to describe it.
So, my advice. If you’re ever running and hear, “STOP, POLICEMAN WITH A DOG!” Just do it, ok?
It was about 2am and very, very quiet. There was a dog handler training his dog in the market square, hiding stuff for him to find and such. So, after I had hidden a few things for the furry softy I myself went and hid in a shop doorway, (he’s a new dog and so is getting all the training his handler can give him), he was meant to find me, sit down and bark a lot.
Well, he found me, he sniffed me, he then sort of smiled at me and just wandered off.
So then the handler asked me if I would do a live chase for him, and I said ok.
I put on a padded arm thing and started to run through the market, the handler did all the “stop, policeman with a dog!” stuff, but I was to keep running.
So, I’m running and I suddenly hear, “pant-pant-pant” along with the thudding of paws, then *BANG*, and I have a very heavy German Shepard hanging onto my arm. Now, I was padded up, but I could still feel it through that, not pain, but uncomfortable I would say is the way to describe it.
So, my advice. If you’re ever running and hear, “STOP, POLICEMAN WITH A DOG!” Just do it, ok?
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Timmargh wrote:
> monkey_man wrote:
> I presume that ended the friendship?
>
> No. I found that incident hilarious and told all our mates. The
> friendship ended when he treated me like a **** and expected me to
> forget it.
That it! Stand your groound!
TIMMARGH!!!!
> monkey_man wrote:
> I presume that ended the friendship?
>
> No. I found that incident hilarious and told all our mates. The
> friendship ended when he treated me like a **** and expected me to
> forget it.
That it! Stand your groound!
TIMMARGH!!!!
Timmargh wrote:
> monkey_man wrote:
> I presume that ended the friendship?
>
> No. I found that incident hilarious and told all our mates. The
> friendship ended when he treated me like a **** and expected me to
> forget it.
Ooh, tell us more! MORE!
Pleasee? :0D
> monkey_man wrote:
> I presume that ended the friendship?
>
> No. I found that incident hilarious and told all our mates. The
> friendship ended when he treated me like a **** and expected me to
> forget it.
Ooh, tell us more! MORE!
Pleasee? :0D
Timmargh wrote:
> OPLAR wrote:
> I can see why he's not your friend anymore, eh? :0D
>
> That's your job!
>
> ba-dom-tish!
>
> Heh.
Thank ye! I'm here all week! :0D
> OPLAR wrote:
> I can see why he's not your friend anymore, eh? :0D
>
> That's your job!
>
> ba-dom-tish!
>
> Heh.
Thank ye! I'm here all week! :0D
monkey_man wrote:
> I presume that ended the friendship?
No. I found that incident hilarious and told all our mates. The friendship ended when he treated me like a **** and expected me to forget it.
> I presume that ended the friendship?
No. I found that incident hilarious and told all our mates. The friendship ended when he treated me like a **** and expected me to forget it.
OPLAR wrote:
> I can see why he's not your friend anymore, eh? :0D
>
> That's your job!
>
> ba-dom-tish!
Heh.
> I can see why he's not your friend anymore, eh? :0D
>
> That's your job!
>
> ba-dom-tish!
Heh.
Timmargh wrote:
> someone who used to be my friends tried to separate
> them by: a) shoving a finger up each one's @rse, and b) pulling their
> tails. They just carried on fighting ...
I presume that ended the friendship?
> someone who used to be my friends tried to separate
> them by: a) shoving a finger up each one's @rse, and b) pulling their
> tails. They just carried on fighting ...
I presume that ended the friendship?
whoo touchy!
cookie monster wrote:
> If you want to make a dog stop attacking you, stick a finger up its
> jacksie.
u DO know dogs don't wipe!?!?!
> If you want to make a dog stop attacking you, stick a finger up its
> jacksie.
u DO know dogs don't wipe!?!?!
Darling wrote:
> i heard u the first time OPLAR
Called a double post, you cretinous piece of poo.
> i heard u the first time OPLAR
Called a double post, you cretinous piece of poo.
Timmargh wrote:
> It's the sort of thing they teach you at some dog handling courses.
>
> As for the Jack Russells - my parents had two and they used to fight;
> on one occasion, someone who used to be my friends tried to separate
> them by: a) shoving a finger up each one's @rse, and b) pulling their
> tails. They just carried on fighting ...
I can see why he's not your friend anymore, eh? :0D
That's your job!
ba-dom-tish!
> It's the sort of thing they teach you at some dog handling courses.
>
> As for the Jack Russells - my parents had two and they used to fight;
> on one occasion, someone who used to be my friends tried to separate
> them by: a) shoving a finger up each one's @rse, and b) pulling their
> tails. They just carried on fighting ...
I can see why he's not your friend anymore, eh? :0D
That's your job!
ba-dom-tish!
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