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"I got bitten last night"

That’s right, I got bitten, but it wasn’t by some no go punk, it was a police dog and it was entirely intentional.

It was about 2am and very, very quiet. There was a dog handler training his dog in the market square, hiding stuff for him to find and such. So, after I had hidden a few things for the furry softy I myself went and hid in a shop doorway, (he’s a new dog and so is getting all the training his handler can give him), he was meant to find me, sit down and bark a lot.

Well, he found me, he sniffed me, he then sort of smiled at me and just wandered off.

So then the handler asked me if I would do a live chase for him, and I said ok.

I put on a padded arm thing and started to run through the market, the handler did all the “stop, policeman with a dog!” stuff, but I was to keep running.

So, I’m running and I suddenly hear, “pant-pant-pant” along with the thudding of paws, then *BANG*, and I have a very heavy German Shepard hanging onto my arm. Now, I was padded up, but I could still feel it through that, not pain, but uncomfortable I would say is the way to describe it.

So, my advice. If you’re ever running and hear, “STOP, POLICEMAN WITH A DOG!” Just do it, ok?

cookie monster wrote:
> If you want to make a dog stop attacking you, stick a finger up its
> jacksie.

Darling wrote:
> **vomits**
>
> i'd rather die!

It's very effective against certain breeds of dog. It doesn't work on Jack Russells, though.

has it been tested or something?

Wouldn't surprise me in the least...

It's the sort of thing they teach you at some dog handling courses.

As for the Jack Russells - my parents had two and they used to fight; on one occasion, someone who used to be my friends tried to separate them by: a) shoving a finger up each one's @rse, and b) pulling their tails. They just carried on fighting ...

Whoops. Stuuupiiid computer.

i heard u the first time OPLAR

Timmargh wrote:
> It's the sort of thing they teach you at some dog handling courses.
>
> As for the Jack Russells - my parents had two and they used to fight;
> on one occasion, someone who used to be my friends tried to separate
> them by: a) shoving a finger up each one's @rse, and b) pulling their
> tails. They just carried on fighting ...

I can see why he's not your friend anymore, eh? :0D

That's your job!

ba-dom-tish!

Darling wrote:
> i heard u the first time OPLAR

Called a double post, you cretinous piece of poo.

cookie monster wrote:
> If you want to make a dog stop attacking you, stick a finger up its
> jacksie.


u DO know dogs don't wipe!?!?!

whoo touchy!