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"I got bitten last night"

That’s right, I got bitten, but it wasn’t by some no go punk, it was a police dog and it was entirely intentional.

It was about 2am and very, very quiet. There was a dog handler training his dog in the market square, hiding stuff for him to find and such. So, after I had hidden a few things for the furry softy I myself went and hid in a shop doorway, (he’s a new dog and so is getting all the training his handler can give him), he was meant to find me, sit down and bark a lot.

Well, he found me, he sniffed me, he then sort of smiled at me and just wandered off.

So then the handler asked me if I would do a live chase for him, and I said ok.

I put on a padded arm thing and started to run through the market, the handler did all the “stop, policeman with a dog!” stuff, but I was to keep running.

So, I’m running and I suddenly hear, “pant-pant-pant” along with the thudding of paws, then *BANG*, and I have a very heavy German Shepard hanging onto my arm. Now, I was padded up, but I could still feel it through that, not pain, but uncomfortable I would say is the way to describe it.

So, my advice. If you’re ever running and hear, “STOP, POLICEMAN WITH A DOG!” Just do it, ok?

Well I meant the cadet part anyway. See, very few people picked up on it apart from me.

Notorious Biggles wrote:
> So I'm right then?

no!

English_Bloke wrote:
> Trust, on the Internet...hmm, ok. Let me ask you one question, did we
> meet on this forum?



cannot disclose information, what harm would it cause to sign into msn for 5 mins!

So I'm right then?

Darling wrote:
> English_Bloke wrote:
> How do you know me?
>
> omg..please just trust me!

Trust, on the Internet...hmm, ok. Let me ask you one question, did we meet on this forum?

NB..don't spoil it for him! lol

Darling wrote:
> English_Bloke wrote:
> Darling wrote:
> yes I am a girl..can u sign into msn please?
>
> Ok, who are you? You have asked that before, now who are you?
>
> Please just come on and all will be revealed!

You were the cadet I got lucky with* weren't you?













* May not be entirely accurate.

English_Bloke wrote:
> How do you know me?

omg..please just trust me!

How do you know me?

English_Bloke wrote:
> Darling wrote:
> Please just come on and all will be revealed!
>
> I've been promised that before, now tell me here!

please, I can't, you'll see why!