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"I got bitten last night"

That’s right, I got bitten, but it wasn’t by some no go punk, it was a police dog and it was entirely intentional.

It was about 2am and very, very quiet. There was a dog handler training his dog in the market square, hiding stuff for him to find and such. So, after I had hidden a few things for the furry softy I myself went and hid in a shop doorway, (he’s a new dog and so is getting all the training his handler can give him), he was meant to find me, sit down and bark a lot.

Well, he found me, he sniffed me, he then sort of smiled at me and just wandered off.

So then the handler asked me if I would do a live chase for him, and I said ok.

I put on a padded arm thing and started to run through the market, the handler did all the “stop, policeman with a dog!” stuff, but I was to keep running.

So, I’m running and I suddenly hear, “pant-pant-pant” along with the thudding of paws, then *BANG*, and I have a very heavy German Shepard hanging onto my arm. Now, I was padded up, but I could still feel it through that, not pain, but uncomfortable I would say is the way to describe it.

So, my advice. If you’re ever running and hear, “STOP, POLICEMAN WITH A DOG!” Just do it, ok?

*told

Timmargh!

English_Bloke wrote:
> So, my advice. If you’re ever running and hear, “STOP, POLICEMAN WITH
> A DOG!” Just do it, ok?

But then won't it still bite you?

You don't scare me police dude :P

If you want to make a dog stop attacking you, stick a finger up its jacksie.

cookie monster wrote:
> If you want to make a dog stop attacking you, stick a finger up its
> jacksie.

I'd like to see you try that when all 30 kilograms of dog has you on the ground and is breaking your arm.

Paradox wrote:
> Timmargh!

:-)

Timmargh wrote:
> cookie monster wrote:
> If you want to make a dog stop attacking you, stick a finger up its
> jacksie.
>
> I'd like to see you try that when all 30 kilograms of dog has you on
> the ground and is breaking your arm.

Granted.

Punch it in the face.

With a brick.

Timmargh wrote:
> cookie monster wrote:
> If you want to make a dog stop attacking you, stick a finger up its
> jacksie.
>
> I'd like to see you try that when all 30 kilograms of dog has you on
> the ground and is breaking your arm.

Erm...use the other arm.

Ha! :0D

cookie monster wrote:
> If you want to make a dog stop attacking you, stick a finger up its
> jacksie.


**vomits**

i'd rather die!