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"I got bitten last night"

That’s right, I got bitten, but it wasn’t by some no go punk, it was a police dog and it was entirely intentional.

It was about 2am and very, very quiet. There was a dog handler training his dog in the market square, hiding stuff for him to find and such. So, after I had hidden a few things for the furry softy I myself went and hid in a shop doorway, (he’s a new dog and so is getting all the training his handler can give him), he was meant to find me, sit down and bark a lot.

Well, he found me, he sniffed me, he then sort of smiled at me and just wandered off.

So then the handler asked me if I would do a live chase for him, and I said ok.

I put on a padded arm thing and started to run through the market, the handler did all the “stop, policeman with a dog!” stuff, but I was to keep running.

So, I’m running and I suddenly hear, “pant-pant-pant” along with the thudding of paws, then *BANG*, and I have a very heavy German Shepard hanging onto my arm. Now, I was padded up, but I could still feel it through that, not pain, but uncomfortable I would say is the way to describe it.

So, my advice. If you’re ever running and hear, “STOP, POLICEMAN WITH A DOG!” Just do it, ok?

English_Bloke wrote:
> Black hole wrote:
> You are telling us this, why? most of the people in here have been
> bitten by dogs or something,
>
> Because I thought the story of a policeman running through a market
> at 2am being chased by a dog may amuse.
>
> by the way are police dogs trained so
> that they immediately attack you or does the policeman/woman have to
> issue some sort of command?
>
> They are given commands, but it also depends on the dog.

Oh right, i thought you were being chased through town by the dog, cleared things up for me.

Damn funny, personally I would have a flesh eating rabbit like the one form monty python and the holy grail, anyone fooks me off and I'll set the little git on em, heh heh.

Black hole wrote:
> You are telling us this, why? most of the people in here have been
> bitten by dogs or something,

Because I thought the story of a policeman running through a market at 2am being chased by a dog may amuse.

> by the way are police dogs trained so
> that they immediately attack you or does the policeman/woman have to
> issue some sort of command?

They are given commands, but it also depends on the dog.

monkey_man wrote:
> If I was a copper I'd be a maverick and take a cat everywhere. Then
> if things got a bit heavy I'd launch them at any running criminals.
>
> "STOP, POLICE OFFICER WITH A CAT"

I'd take a wild Boar with me (one of those Razorbacks) and when anyone one made a joke about being a Pig I'd set Tyson on the punk.

If I was a copper I'd be a maverick and take a cat everywhere. Then if things got a bit heavy I'd launch them at any running criminals.

"STOP, POLICE OFFICER WITH A CAT"

They have to issue a command, otherwise they'd attack anyone who was running!

You are telling us this, why? most of the people in here have been bitten by dogs or something, by the way are police dogs trained so that they immediately attack you or does the policeman/woman have to issue some sort of command?

I'm confused.

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