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I've been staying with guests for about three weeks now, which is great fun and fantastic of them to give me shelter and sometimes food lovely.
But I've been polite. I've decided to, er.. refrainfrommasturbating while in their homes.
It's driving me insane. I feel like someone's slung a sledge hammer between my groin.
The first week or so was fine, my back's being a real pain at the moment, and I managed to trap nerves and stop my lower body from feeling anything at all. Er, that wasn't on purpose.
But every now and again the pain seeps away and I'm left with not-numbness, which results in a strange and animalistic attraction to the closest female. Oh dear.
On Saturday I'm going to a Thunder gig in Astoria, London... and hopefully, by Monday, I'll be back home.
This is insane. If it wasn't for my admitted f**ked up spine, I don't know how well I'd be doing here.
If there was a point to me telling you this I'd tell you, but I guess if I snap and start murdering every last one of you, please forgive me, I'm just frustratingly horny.
Oh dear, now I can't stand up.
But I've been polite. I've decided to, er.. refrainfrommasturbating while in their homes.
It's driving me insane. I feel like someone's slung a sledge hammer between my groin.
The first week or so was fine, my back's being a real pain at the moment, and I managed to trap nerves and stop my lower body from feeling anything at all. Er, that wasn't on purpose.
But every now and again the pain seeps away and I'm left with not-numbness, which results in a strange and animalistic attraction to the closest female. Oh dear.
On Saturday I'm going to a Thunder gig in Astoria, London... and hopefully, by Monday, I'll be back home.
This is insane. If it wasn't for my admitted f**ked up spine, I don't know how well I'd be doing here.
If there was a point to me telling you this I'd tell you, but I guess if I snap and start murdering every last one of you, please forgive me, I'm just frustratingly horny.
Oh dear, now I can't stand up.
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When i went away on holiday i refrained from manual pleasure, but in the end it became an unconscience decision.
Best dream of my life that was.
Best dream of my life that was.
Sagacious One’s Version
“Fancy a pint?”
“Yeah alright”
"I can see your nips in that top"
“Oh you know all the right things to say”
“You’ve got a lovely bum and kissable lips”
“Keep going”
“I want you in the bogs”
“Ok”
“That was great, what’s your name?”
“Well most people call me Saggy, what’s yours?”
“Halle Berry”
“Well I’ve had better but I suppose I’ve got some bragging rights for the next week or two”
“Is this it? Is our relationship finished”.
“Yup. I’m like the anti-Pringles man: once I pop I just stop”.
“Fancy a pint?”
“Yeah alright”
"I can see your nips in that top"
“Oh you know all the right things to say”
“You’ve got a lovely bum and kissable lips”
“Keep going”
“I want you in the bogs”
“Ok”
“That was great, what’s your name?”
“Well most people call me Saggy, what’s yours?”
“Halle Berry”
“Well I’ve had better but I suppose I’ve got some bragging rights for the next week or two”
“Is this it? Is our relationship finished”.
“Yup. I’m like the anti-Pringles man: once I pop I just stop”.
Grix Thraves wrote:
> Stupid insecurities. People get horny, people should just shag, then
> they can wave goodbye and go about their day. Damnit, what's wrong
> with that?
Absolutely nothing. Have you thought of becoming a politician?
Me personally I can go either with or without. Either with sex, or without celibacy.
> Stupid insecurities. People get horny, people should just shag, then
> they can wave goodbye and go about their day. Damnit, what's wrong
> with that?
Absolutely nothing. Have you thought of becoming a politician?
Me personally I can go either with or without. Either with sex, or without celibacy.
I don't have much control over my legs as it is, RARRHHHGHGHGHGHGHGH
Right.
hm.
You know, I really wish sex wasn't so much of a taboo. If you want relationship affairs to go alongside, then sure, you can, but get your priorities right. Personally sex to me is a fantastically fun way of exercise, and doesn't need to be combined with a relationship.
Stupid insecurities. People get horny, people should just shag, then they can wave goodbye and go about their day. Damnit, what's wrong with that?
Right.
hm.
You know, I really wish sex wasn't so much of a taboo. If you want relationship affairs to go alongside, then sure, you can, but get your priorities right. Personally sex to me is a fantastically fun way of exercise, and doesn't need to be combined with a relationship.
Stupid insecurities. People get horny, people should just shag, then they can wave goodbye and go about their day. Damnit, what's wrong with that?
Mystique wrote:
> Hmm we have a conundrum
Heh. Nah, not really; it's fairly pleasant as conundrums go. For all my complaining, I can't really get too bitter about playing flirtatious mind games with some women who's company I enjoy.
Uh...don't tell Goatboy I said that or my Manland membership will get revoked....
> Hmm we have a conundrum
Heh. Nah, not really; it's fairly pleasant as conundrums go. For all my complaining, I can't really get too bitter about playing flirtatious mind games with some women who's company I enjoy.
Uh...don't tell Goatboy I said that or my Manland membership will get revoked....
Grix Thraves wrote:
> Erk.
>
> Pain's come back, lower body's numb again.
>
> Hm. This is really doing not a lot for my sex life.
Look, bearing in mind your plums are full, you'll be tugging for about 8 or 9 seconds at the most before it'll go off. Get yourself some kitchen roll, and it'll be easy to clean up.
Of course, having gone so long without any manual relief, you may find that you lose the use of your legs for about 10 minutes, but that's a small price to pay.
Oh, and make sure you can reach to clean the ceiling. Just in case.
> Erk.
>
> Pain's come back, lower body's numb again.
>
> Hm. This is really doing not a lot for my sex life.
Look, bearing in mind your plums are full, you'll be tugging for about 8 or 9 seconds at the most before it'll go off. Get yourself some kitchen roll, and it'll be easy to clean up.
Of course, having gone so long without any manual relief, you may find that you lose the use of your legs for about 10 minutes, but that's a small price to pay.
Oh, and make sure you can reach to clean the ceiling. Just in case.
Erk.
Pain's come back, lower body's numb again.
Hm. This is really doing not a lot for my sex life.
Pain's come back, lower body's numb again.
Hm. This is really doing not a lot for my sex life.
Hmm we have a conundrum
Mystique wrote:
> Why not just have a foursome?
>
> You get your shags AND get to see potential lesbian action.
WAAAAAAAY ahead of you...unfortunately, at least 2 of the 3 are the competetive type (ie. of the "he is MINE and MINE ALONE so stay away! COW!!!" mindset).
Plus, having been a poor naive chap and worked on the assumption that women are some sort of goddess-like creature to be worshipped and adored, I find I'm rather enjoying the discovery that they are, in fact, a bunch of people intent on waging psychological warfare at every opportunity. And more to the point, I'm finding that I'm better at mindgames than them.
~shrugs~
A little shallow perhaps, but what the hell...
> Why not just have a foursome?
>
> You get your shags AND get to see potential lesbian action.
WAAAAAAAY ahead of you...unfortunately, at least 2 of the 3 are the competetive type (ie. of the "he is MINE and MINE ALONE so stay away! COW!!!" mindset).
Plus, having been a poor naive chap and worked on the assumption that women are some sort of goddess-like creature to be worshipped and adored, I find I'm rather enjoying the discovery that they are, in fact, a bunch of people intent on waging psychological warfare at every opportunity. And more to the point, I'm finding that I'm better at mindgames than them.
~shrugs~
A little shallow perhaps, but what the hell...
Why not just have a foursome?
You get your shags AND get to see potential lesbian action.
You get your shags AND get to see potential lesbian action.
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