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I've been staying with guests for about three weeks now, which is great fun and fantastic of them to give me shelter and sometimes food lovely.
But I've been polite. I've decided to, er.. refrainfrommasturbating while in their homes.
It's driving me insane. I feel like someone's slung a sledge hammer between my groin.
The first week or so was fine, my back's being a real pain at the moment, and I managed to trap nerves and stop my lower body from feeling anything at all. Er, that wasn't on purpose.
But every now and again the pain seeps away and I'm left with not-numbness, which results in a strange and animalistic attraction to the closest female. Oh dear.
On Saturday I'm going to a Thunder gig in Astoria, London... and hopefully, by Monday, I'll be back home.
This is insane. If it wasn't for my admitted f**ked up spine, I don't know how well I'd be doing here.
If there was a point to me telling you this I'd tell you, but I guess if I snap and start murdering every last one of you, please forgive me, I'm just frustratingly horny.
Oh dear, now I can't stand up.
But I've been polite. I've decided to, er.. refrainfrommasturbating while in their homes.
It's driving me insane. I feel like someone's slung a sledge hammer between my groin.
The first week or so was fine, my back's being a real pain at the moment, and I managed to trap nerves and stop my lower body from feeling anything at all. Er, that wasn't on purpose.
But every now and again the pain seeps away and I'm left with not-numbness, which results in a strange and animalistic attraction to the closest female. Oh dear.
On Saturday I'm going to a Thunder gig in Astoria, London... and hopefully, by Monday, I'll be back home.
This is insane. If it wasn't for my admitted f**ked up spine, I don't know how well I'd be doing here.
If there was a point to me telling you this I'd tell you, but I guess if I snap and start murdering every last one of you, please forgive me, I'm just frustratingly horny.
Oh dear, now I can't stand up.
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Uggh, yes... nothing more erotic than having a blubbering girl in your arms telling you how everyone hates her and she wants to die.
"Er, nobody hates you."
"yyesss theyy doooo everyone haates me I'm gonnna go smassh my facee in with a glasss"
"ok"
"Er, nobody hates you."
"yyesss theyy doooo everyone haates me I'm gonnna go smassh my facee in with a glasss"
"ok"
Black Glove wrote:
> God is watching us
> God is watching us
> God is watching us - from a distance
>
> The dirty voyeur
I wrote that song.
> God is watching us
> God is watching us
> God is watching us - from a distance
>
> The dirty voyeur
I wrote that song.
This is the funniest damn thread I've ever been in I think.
A gold star for Grix!
I notice something wrong in all this though - everyone seems to be saying
"Fancy a Pint?" to women.
Ladies don't drink pints do they? I can't abide ladettes, you know the type : in the town centre, 11:30pm, absolutely wasted, can't stand up, shouting "GETTTTT YER DICK OWWWWWT" and cackling like a bunch of deranged hyenas, before falling over and crying for an hour about how their life is a mess, everyone hates them and how they're going to commit suicide.
No need for all that - lads can get away with being lads, girls should stick to what they do best - serving the lads the beer.
A gold star for Grix!
I notice something wrong in all this though - everyone seems to be saying
"Fancy a Pint?" to women.
Ladies don't drink pints do they? I can't abide ladettes, you know the type : in the town centre, 11:30pm, absolutely wasted, can't stand up, shouting "GETTTTT YER DICK OWWWWWT" and cackling like a bunch of deranged hyenas, before falling over and crying for an hour about how their life is a mess, everyone hates them and how they're going to commit suicide.
No need for all that - lads can get away with being lads, girls should stick to what they do best - serving the lads the beer.
Sniggering?
Speak for yourself, boyo!
Speak for yourself, boyo!
God and His Peeping Tom Angels, what d'you think they're doing up there?
They're watching us, spying, pointing with their long fingers, sniggering, taking snapshots with their divine eyes... I know the truth. I know what's going on. Yes indeed.
They're watching us, spying, pointing with their long fingers, sniggering, taking snapshots with their divine eyes... I know the truth. I know what's going on. Yes indeed.
Black Glove wrote:
> The dirty voyeur
Ohh don't pretend you're not dirty in your own way too. I bet your glove isn't always Black :P Lol god that was a foul thing to say. Ack well :D
> The dirty voyeur
Ohh don't pretend you're not dirty in your own way too. I bet your glove isn't always Black :P Lol god that was a foul thing to say. Ack well :D
cookie monster wrote:
> When i went away on holiday i refrained from manual pleasure, but in
> the end it became an unconscience decision.
>
> Best dream of my life that was.
hehe.
> When i went away on holiday i refrained from manual pleasure, but in
> the end it became an unconscience decision.
>
> Best dream of my life that was.
hehe.
Mystique wrote:
> Why not just have a foursome?
>
> You get your shags AND get to see potential lesbian action.
You're fairly enthusiastic about lesbianism.
Not that I'm complaining.
> Why not just have a foursome?
>
> You get your shags AND get to see potential lesbian action.
You're fairly enthusiastic about lesbianism.
Not that I'm complaining.
God is watching us
God is watching us
God is watching us - from a distance
The dirty voyeur
God is watching us
God is watching us - from a distance
The dirty voyeur
Every time you mast|_|rbate, god kills a kitten. My god...WHAT HAVE I DONE! :O
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