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Let's get started -
Homer : "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville, Population YOU"
Dummy.
Homer "Marge has gone on a girls night out"
Police Chief Wiggum "Why dont you get one of those inflatable dolls. Make sure its a women though because one time I .... Oh it doesnt matter let me give you a ride home"
And from later in that scene-
Willie: Ach, no-one loves Willie...
"Don't worry, I have a plan that can't fail"
"What's that Homer?"
"Well, while everyone else are twiddling their thumbs going 'DOOO DI DOO DOO DOO, DA DA DA DA DAAAA, DOO DI DOO DOO DOO ...."
"Yes, what's the plan???"
"I'm getting to that ....... anyway, they're going DOO DI DOO DOO DOOOOOO, DA DA DA DA DAAAA, DOOO DOOO DOOO ....."
"HOMER!"
"We all get in the car and take the only bridge out of town ......"
*Rocket gets fired at comet, misses and hits bridge*
"D'OH!"
> Ner, I am a bigger ner-ad then you.
no you're not
*throws down gauntlet* :)
> hey, that dog has a puffy tail!!!
>
> heeee-heeeee-heeeeee .... come here little doggy ......
> heeeee-heeeee-heeeee
It's actually, "Here puff, here puff".
Ner, I am a bigger ner-ad then you.
Homer "Its times like this I wish I were a religious man"
Rev Lovejoy "Its all over people, we dont have a prayer arrggghhhh!!"
heeee-heeeee-heeeeee .... come here little doggy ...... heeeee-heeeee-heeeee
-spectators file out-
And just in case you'd forgotten, we have a baseball game on today!
"Ah, I see the cable is out ...... that's ok, I'll be fine as long as I have beer to keep me occupied ...*opens fridge*...... not a drop in the house ...."
"Homer, you're taking this awfully well ...."
"I'LL KILL YOU ALL!!!"