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"The Simpsons Quotes Thread"

The last one was here for ages but eventually slipped into the SR dungeon, so here's another, because everyone has a favourite quote, or several hundred.

Let's get started -

Homer : "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville, Population YOU"

halloween episode harry potter skit. the burns dragon thing advances on lisa.
Homer: oh my sweet little angel! (one eye goes back to the portable t.v he is holding)
LMFAO

Bart pulls a moony at Homer :

Homer :: Don't point that thing at me!

Mr Burns opens a chamber,
Burns: Nothing can get in or out.
Homer's in there eating a sandwich.
Burns: Who the devil are you?
Homer thinks 'Dont worry, Just think of a good explanation'
Homer: My name is Mr. Burns, D'oh!

Herb: Good news marge, i replaced the old Washing machine and dryer and sold the old ones for 50 bucks.
You see people in Moes Tavern racing the old vibrating Dryer & Washer.
Barney: Go washer.
Washer wins.
Moe kicks away at Dryer: Lowsy Dryer.

Uncle Herb comes back to visit simpsons and their playing monopoly, then Herb loses all his money...
Homer: Ha, this is just like real life your washed out,
Herb Punches Homer.

"Sir, can I help you?"
"I'm here to punch george bush in the face!"
"Is he expecting you?"
"Let him in Gary"
"Alright bush, you spanked my boy, there's going to be trouble!"
"If you want trouble, then you'll get trouble"
"oh I want trouble alright!"
"So, we agree then, there'll be trouble"
"yeah, lots of trouble ....... for YOU!"
"D'OH!"

Homer "God I have to ask, what is the meaning of life?"

God "Homer I cant tell you that. You find out when you die"

Homer "I cant wait that long"

God "You cant wait six months"

Homer "No tell me now"

God "OK the meaning of life is..."

Flanders "The door is frozen shut and its the only way out!"

Lisa "Dear father, who art in heaven hallowed be thy name..."

Bart "Lisa this is neither the time or the place"

Homer dreams of two wives,
Homer: Chop Chop, Dig Dig, Chop Chop, Dig Dig.
A bee stings his on the nose, Homer wakes up from the day dream clutching his nose,
Homer: Ow!, That really Hurt

Bart: If there's one place in town with grease, it has to be Krusty Burger!
Homer: Yeah, look at that one. I bet he's got a good two mpounds of grease on his head alone!

-Turns to cashier-

By God, You're greasy.

Cashier: Er, Mr Wembley...