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"The Simpsons Quotes Thread"

The last one was here for ages but eventually slipped into the SR dungeon, so here's another, because everyone has a favourite quote, or several hundred.

Let's get started -

Homer : "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville, Population YOU"

*Flashback*

Carl : "We hardly made a dent in that 10 foot hoagie"
Homer : "Don't worry, I'll give her a good home"
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Marge : "Homer, I think the mayonnaise on that sandwich is starting to turn"
Homer : "2 more feet and I can fit it in the fridge"
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Marge : "Homer, I found this sandwich behind the radiator, should I throw it away?"
Homer : "NO! - yoink"
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Homer : "Marge, I want to be alone with the sandwich for a moment"
Marge : "Are you going to eat it?"
Homer : "Yes"
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*Homer really ill*
*Picks up sandwich out of bin*
"THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! ............... oh ..... how can I be mad at you?"

Homer: *Belly makes weird noise* *Groans* "I'm never eating jelly again.."

*Opens fridge door*

"Ooh jelly!"

*Homer*
We're going to the sun? *gasp* Thats the hottest place on earth!!

Bart : "Vote for our dad, or he'll beat us"
Homer : "why you LITTLE ...... er .... son, no-one's going to beat you!"
*quietly*
"You're gonna get such a beating"

Homer : "Boy, I don't want to worry you, but there may be a boogeyman, or boogeymen in the house!"
*Bart Screams*
Homer : "I'll get the gun, you nail the windows shut"

oh margey, you came and you found me a turkey, from my vacation away from workey!

Well Sir, there's nothing on Earth like a genuine, bona fide, electrified, six-car monorail!

"Dope" Homer's most famous word

Lionel Hutz : "Oh god, it's Judge ******, he fell out with me after I kinda ran over his dog!"
"That doesn't sound like such a bad thing"
"Well replace the word 'kinda' with 'repeatedly', and the word 'dog' with 'son'"

Chief Wiggum telling lisa and ralph about his exploits:

CW : "aaaah, nothing beats a good porno movie...."
KR : "wuh ..... CHIEF WIGGUM!!?? is this a bust?"
CW : "uh ..... yeah. that's exactly what it is"

Lisa : "ewwww, that story isn't fit for children!"
CW : "you sure? I keep my pants on in this version"