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"The Simpsons Quotes Thread"

The last one was here for ages but eventually slipped into the SR dungeon, so here's another, because everyone has a favourite quote, or several hundred.

Let's get started -

Homer : "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville, Population YOU"

Japanese Restaurant Owner at 'America Town' : "I build poor quality automobiles and inferior style electronics, I am product of American Education System"

Marge : "Get that filthy monkey out of my house!"
Homer : "That filthy monkey made the orange juice you're drinking"

"Doesnt that tattoo on your chest say Die Bart, Die?"

Sideshow Bob "No thats German for The Bart, The"

"Marge, I'm going to Moes, take the kids to your sisters I'm coming home loaded"

Grandpa : "I fell 8000 feet on to a pile of jagged rocks. but folks were tougher in those days - I was jitterbuggin that very night"

Yeah that's been done to death.

Homer: (pretending to be Mr Burns) Hello, my name is Mr Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.

Post Office Guy: OK Mr Burns, what's your first name?

Homer: (pause) I don't know.

Homer: Whoa, Lisa, are you saying you're never gonna eat any animal again? What about bacon?

Lisa: No

Homer: Ham???

Lisa: No

Homer: Pork Chops???

Lisa: Dad! Those all come from the same animal!

Homer: Yeah right Lisa. A wonderful, maaaaaagical animal!

Homer: I hope I didn't brain my damage

Marge at police training:

Marge dives in to the carboard shootout. Shoots the gunman, the burgler, avoids the blind man, shoots the mugger, avoids the baby and motherand shoots the other burgler.

Enter Police Chief Wiggum:

"You missed the baby, the blind man"