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"The Simpsons Quotes Thread"

The last one was here for ages but eventually slipped into the SR dungeon, so here's another, because everyone has a favourite quote, or several hundred.

Let's get started -

Homer : "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville, Population YOU"

Smithers turns on his computer:

"Hello Smithers. You're quite good at turning me on"

Smithers "Perhaps you should ignore that"

Art Critic: Your work is wht's known as outsider art. It's mostly dobne by hillbillies, mental patients and chimpanzees.
Homer: Wow, that's great! In High School I was voted as most likely to become a hillbilly, mental patient or chimpanzee!

*the critics show*

The Critic : "Tonight on the show we have Rainier Wolfcastle, star of the MCBain Movies ........... here to talk about his new stand up comedy video"
Rainier : "It's just me in front of a wall telling jokes for an hour and a half, it cost 80 million dollars ...."
Critic : "How do you sleep at night?"
Rainier : "On top of a pile of money, with many beautiful ladies"

Dr. Hibbert: "Now this is is a method of measuring your body fat, Homer. Basically I stat you jiggling, and wait for it to stop!"

*Dr H. prods Homer in the belly with a stick, and starts the stopwatch. Homers body ripples all over"

Homer: "Whoo Hoo! look at that blubber fly!"

Dr Hibbert: "Yes... Nurse, cancel my one o'clock."

Carl: Homer, you'd better slow down , or you'll choke on those doughnuts.
Homer: Mrrrf, maaaaauuuuurrrgh, muuuuuuurrr -starts choking-
Lenny: They really should tell us what to do in a situation like this

And Lenny says that whilst standing next to a poster about the Heinrich manoever. Pure class.

the van outen boy and bartholomew are hunched outside of the door with the brass timepiece.

homer: mmmm

*looks into Donut box
*picks one up, closes eyes and trys to bite

***ping***

*it disappears
*this happens 2 or 3 times
*homer gets annoyed so tips the box up
*all dontus disappear

homer: i cant live like this

*picks up knife and holds to stomach

***ping***

*knife turns to banana and smooshes on him

***ping***

*homer is naked

***ping***

*nelson appears

nelson: ha ha

***ping***

*nelson is naked

pure thread of hilarity

explain - I can't picture the scene ...

there arent any words in this scene, but its the loudest ive ever laughed at the simpsons, so ill paint a wonderful picture:

not the newest but one before, the third show in the haloween special (something about a stop watch)

the scene where homers at work eating doughnuts.

from start to finish it made me chuckle, howl and almost cry.

homer says = "ini - meni - mine - e - moe." *clicks button*
tannoy thing says = "nukeular desastor avoided"
*smithers kisses monty burns*

mwhahahaha

it gets funnyier every time .......

tuut on son, tuut on...

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yes. nurse, cancel my 1 o'clock

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nucular, its pronounced nucular son.