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"The Simpsons Quotes Thread"

The last one was here for ages but eventually slipped into the SR dungeon, so here's another, because everyone has a favourite quote, or several hundred.

Let's get started -

Homer : "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville, Population YOU"

Steven Hawkins: If u r looking for trouble u have found it!
SKinner: What are you gonna do?, Hit me?
*Boxing glove comes out of chair and hits Skinner!*
Homer: Larry Flint is right! Let's Get em'!

The hurricane episode:

Flanders "Now calm down Nedidily idily idily idily. They did there best shidodily odily idily didily. Gotta be nice idily didily idily Ahhh hell didily ding dong crap cant you morons do anything right!"

Yeah I just sort of did that one a few posts down.

Mr Burns: and that kind of stunt impresses people?

Homer: oww yeah, and im not easily impressed. WOW!! a blue car

Homer: Aaaah, Arthur Fortune. You know what he did? He bought two male pandas for the zoo, and got them to mate successfully.

Marge: Look, there's my bill board.
Homer: You'er but looks big in that.
Marge: I thought so too.
Homer: Works for the lumber king

**stares at billboard of lumber king**
Homer: We need lumber...

Homer talking to Mr. Burns : I'm not that easy to impress. WOW a blue car!

Marge: You promised me you wouldn't fake your death with that dummy, didn't you?

Homer: Er, no?

Mr Burns "Simpson, I want some love"
Homer : "Ok, well, I'll need some beer ..... "

Principal Skinner "So you think this stolen 'H' is funny do you? Well let me tell you young man its not. Right now Super Intendant Chalmers is at home crying like a little girl!"

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

Skinner "Actually that is quite funny"