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"The Simpsons Quotes Thread"

The last one was here for ages but eventually slipped into the SR dungeon, so here's another, because everyone has a favourite quote, or several hundred.

Let's get started -

Homer : "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville, Population YOU"

"Don't be fooled Timmy, if that cow had a chance he'd kill you and everyone you care about."

Otto's standing outside Uriah's pot place.

"Man, that name just does not work!"

Homer "He didnt give you gay did he?"

Homer: Stop pummelling me! It really hurts!
Willie: Ok, I'll STRANGLE ye for a bit!

*Grandpa simpson talking to Homer when he was a kid*

"Put some damn pants on boy, and then pull em down again, cos I'm gonna spank you back to the stone age"

master01 wrote:
> this is to horroble to put on a kids website and your mum should not
> let you go on the internet and if you have a problem please send it
> to [email protected] or [email protected]

oh...my...god

a lot of us here are grown men...

and a lot of us here are also kids, but it's the modern day, man!

Driver: I am here to pick up the ambassador fpor the Gambia.
Lisa: He's not here.
Surgeopns: You called for an emergency siserectomy?
Krusty: Hey hey! Where's this emergency batchelor party???!!?!!?!!
Delivery Guy: Here's the 25-foot part sub you ordered, swimming in vinegar, just how you like it. $250 plus tip.

-Lisa goes mental-
Driver: I do not believe the ambassador would do such a terrible thing!

Groundskeeper Willie "Eeee I mean ach, what are you doing here?"

Homer "We are exchange students from Scotland"

Willie "Im from Scotland. What part do you hail from?"

Homer "Errm, North Kilt Town"

Willie "No kidding, Im from North Kilt Town. Do you know Angus McCloud?"

Homer "Wait a minute theres no Angus McCloud why your not from Scotland at all"

Homer: I've made a nice healthy apple.
Lisa: But you made it with ham blocks-
Homer: Yup, a nice healthy apple.

Homer: Doh!