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"The Simpsons Quotes Thread"

The last one was here for ages but eventually slipped into the SR dungeon, so here's another, because everyone has a favourite quote, or several hundred.

Let's get started -

Homer : "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville, Population YOU"

Homer : "How does this motor car differ from a train, which I could also afford .. ?"
Salesman : "Well, Count Homer, the accelerator pedal gently warms your foot ......... *car drives off* ........ *car pulls up again* ...... gently massages your buttocks ....... so, shall we err ..."
Homer : "... no we shan't ..... YOINK"

Homer: All bad things are named after kids. Kidnapping, acting childish, child abuse....

Still my favourite of all time:

"They wanted a TRADITIONAL Santa Clause..."

*Homer eats taffy stuffed with pills*

Homer: Eeeek, Aaaaargh, Oooo, Eeee, Yiiiiiiiiipeeeeeeeee! Haaa! Wooooo! Niiiiii!

Todd: Has Mr Simpson got a demon?

Ned: I think he has. I'll just fetch my exorcism kit!

Ralph "Hello Lisa, hello Principal Skinner, hello Super Nintendo Chalmers"

Homer "Dont worry Bart a lot of people die all the time. Why you could end up dead tomorrow!"

Grandpa: They always say its a tragedy when a father outlives his son, but I can see the advantages.

Auf deutsch wrote:
> Lou- "But Sir...it's a tank"

Wiggum : "I'm getting real tired of your excuses, Lou"

*Bart's driving around in tank with the police following*

Police Chief Wiggum- "Lou, shoot the tyres out"

Lou- "But Sir...it's a tank"

David St. Hubbins (From Spinal Tap): That was SUPPOSED to be the devil! We worship you, our mighty half-inflated master!