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"The Simpsons Quotes Thread"

The last one was here for ages but eventually slipped into the SR dungeon, so here's another, because everyone has a favourite quote, or several hundred.

Let's get started -

Homer : "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville, Population YOU"

Skinner: I look forward to car ownership one day myself, but mother insists that I pay for all the meals I ate in childhood.

*homer drops barbeque kit and bricks into pool of cement*

"AAAARGH!"
"Ok, must work fast, cement drying"
"Ok, english side of instruction sheet ruined, must use french side"
"LE GRILLE!!?? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?"

Can't exactly remember, but I was damn funny at the time.

And from a few minutes later in that episode:

Marge: Made in USA? No thanks!

> Der Nazi wrote:
> Otto's standing outside Uriah's pot place.
>
> "Man, that name just does not work!"
>
> Actually, he says "Man, that's flavoured false
> advertising!" I think...

Is it not "*Blatent* false advertising?" Might be wrong....

Der Nazi wrote:
> Otto's standing outside Uriah's pot place.
>
> "Man, that name just does not work!"

Actually, he says "Man, that's flavoured false advertising!" I think...

Marge: ARe you flushing those springs down the toulet?
homer: No, of course not! 996 springs to go down....

Homer "May I interest you in some sugar?"

Skinner "Door to door sugar what a great idea. What mother, Im only talking to the sugar man. Hold on a minute..."

Opens the door "Thanks a lot Simpson now Im grounded"

Bart: Want to see my impression of an East German woman?

*Attaches wire to face*

Kiss me or I'll crush you!!!

Flanders "Hey Homey I can see your doodle"

Homer "shut up Flanders"

Homer: Mmm, free goo