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"The Simpsons Quotes Thread"

The last one was here for ages but eventually slipped into the SR dungeon, so here's another, because everyone has a favourite quote, or several hundred.

Let's get started -

Homer : "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville, Population YOU"

Homer(acting as a kid hiding behind a plant in a bank): Daddeey, ask the nice man for some Candeeey

Stephen Hawking: We all act childish sometimes
Lisa: Even you?
Stephen Hawking: No not me Never

OR

Stephen Hawking: I dont need anyone to speak for me except this robotic voice.

Comic Book Guy: But how did you know I was going to post it on the internet?

*Has PC Thrown at him*

I had a MOUSE!

Groundskeeper Willy : "Just say the word and I'll lodge this hoe in his back. I can make it look like suicide"

"Oh my god we killed Mel Gibson"

"Dont worry he's just a dummy"

"Yeah but he sells tickets"

Homer : "quietly does it, I'll approach Bart while he isn't looking and bash his head in with a chair"

*robot on fire*

"WHY - WHY WAS I PROGRAMMED TO FEEL PAIN???"

Homer- 'Three simple Words: I AM GAY!'
Bart: 'How about a crocodile bit my face off?'

Ah, just read the first quotation.


Dear BABY! Welcome to dumpsville. Population. YOU!

HA!

"ow! somebody just punched me in the face!"

"It was your mother!"