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The last one was here for ages but eventually slipped into the SR dungeon, so here's another, because everyone has a favourite quote, or several hundred.
Let's get started -
Homer : "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville, Population YOU"
Let's get started -
Homer : "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville, Population YOU"
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Flanders: I hate the speed and the racing, but I just love the safety quipment. All the helmets, roll cages.....
JERK!
JERK!
*Homer gets shot in the arm*
"AAAAAAAAARGH OWWW IT HURTS SO MUCH!!"
"Dad, isn't this one of those things you need to go to hospital for?"
"After Pie"
"AAAAAAAAARGH OWWW IT HURTS SO MUCH!!"
"Dad, isn't this one of those things you need to go to hospital for?"
"After Pie"
I'll deal with those murderous trolls!
What?
Uh, I mean... I'll deal with those murderous trolls!
What?
Uh, I mean... I'll deal with those murderous trolls!
Bart looks into Millhouses glassess "Im a nerd"
Millhouse looks into Barts glassess "So am I"
Millhouse looks into Barts glassess "So am I"
Bart "I didnt do it"
Homer: "I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over 50, and if its speed changed, it would explode! I think it was called, 'The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.'"
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Carl: "Oh no! Homer's going over those falls!"
Lenny: "Oh good! He snagged that tree branch."
Carl: "Oh no! The branch broke off!"
Lenny: "Oh good! He can grab onto them pointy rocks!"
Carl: "Oh no! Them pointy rocks broke his arms and legs."
Lenny: "Oh good! Those helpful beavers are swimming out to save him!"
Carl: "Oh no! They're biting him, and stealing his pants."
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Smithers: "Now pair off as I draw your names. Lenny....and Carl."
Carl: "Aw, nuts. Uh...I mean.....aw nuts."
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Carl: "Oh no! Homer's going over those falls!"
Lenny: "Oh good! He snagged that tree branch."
Carl: "Oh no! The branch broke off!"
Lenny: "Oh good! He can grab onto them pointy rocks!"
Carl: "Oh no! Them pointy rocks broke his arms and legs."
Lenny: "Oh good! Those helpful beavers are swimming out to save him!"
Carl: "Oh no! They're biting him, and stealing his pants."
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Smithers: "Now pair off as I draw your names. Lenny....and Carl."
Carl: "Aw, nuts. Uh...I mean.....aw nuts."
MARGE: All right, children.let me have those letters.Ill send them to santa's workshop at the north pole.
BART: Oh,please. there's only one fat guy who brings us presents and his name ain't santa.
BART: Oh,please. there's only one fat guy who brings us presents and his name ain't santa.
Salesman: And I'm sure you'll want the overcoating, double undercoating, rustproofing and waterproofing on your Canyonero, but if you really want to stop her from rusting, you'll have to use this tent.
Mister Burns (with Homers Brain on his head) : "Look at Me - I'm Davy Crockett!"
Lisa (On horse): I'm Princess Anne!!!!!
Homer (On sit on lawnmower): I'm drunk!!!!!
Homer (On sit on lawnmower): I'm drunk!!!!!
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