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"The Simpsons Quotes Thread"

The last one was here for ages but eventually slipped into the SR dungeon, so here's another, because everyone has a favourite quote, or several hundred.

Let's get started -

Homer : "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville, Population YOU"

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I think it may be actually - I may have gotten it wrong!

Marge : "I like to look as though I'm taking an interest in barts life, but sometimes I'm afraid I'll smother him"

Homer : "Yeah, then you'd get the chair"

Marge : "That's not what I meant"

Homer : "It is Marge, admit it"

Marge "There is something different about Bart"

Homer "New glasses"

Marge "No thats not it"

Homer "Probably missess his old glasses"

Marge "Thats not what I meant"

Homer "It is Marge admitt it"

Is that the one where they're on the ship that's going to the sun or something. And all the world's worst actors are on it. If so, rock on! :0D

Dunno if it's already been posted, but:

"This allows you to download porn 1,000,000 times faster."
Marge: "Who'd wanna do that!?"

*Nerds look at Marge*

"The only REAL danger is if they send us to that horrible planet of the apes! ..... what a minute .... Statue of Liberty ..... that was OUR PLANET! .... you LUNATICS, YOU BLEW IT UP ..... DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!" *starts sobbing*

Marge: Hey, look1 It's the IRS (Internal Revenue Service) building!
Homer: BOOOOOOOOOOO!
Civil Cervant: Oh, boo yourself!

Flanders "Son of a gun-diddily-un"

Homer: "Oh yeah? Wel if kids are so great how come everything bad is named after them: KIDnapping, acting CHILDish....

Bart: "What about ADULTery?"

Homer: "Not until you're older son".

Flanders "Thank you Plow King-a-lee-ding!"

Barney: I don't know who or what you magical pixies are, but I sure dig your magical pixie drink!