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"The Simpsons Quotes Thread"

The last one was here for ages but eventually slipped into the SR dungeon, so here's another, because everyone has a favourite quote, or several hundred.

Let's get started -

Homer : "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville, Population YOU"

Lenny: It started off with an eye tuck, but then It became a complete face job.

*later in that episode*

Marge: Everyone seems devastated. But Lenny's still smiling!

Lenny: I can't believe this is happening! It's the worst day of my life!

Moe "Right dont you eat nothing for the next week cause Im going to buy you a steak the size of a toilet seat"

Homer "Please sir dont hurt me" "Flanders?"

Flanders "Hedilly hey Simpson"

Homer "That outfits a bit revealing isnt it"

Flanders "Feels like Im wearing nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all"

Homer "Stupid sexy Flanders!"

Homer: ...I put my car in the garage.
Moe: 'Garage'? ooo 'garage' ooo lardy-dar.
Homer: What do you call it then??
Moe: Car hold..

Cleatus : "Hey pa, I wen' an cut my fingy bone on da screen door again"
Homer : "Why you COTTON PICKING .."

Homer (Getting himself a beer): Hey, this isn't as hard as it looks!

*The tap bursts*

Glaaaaargh! Stop! Glaaaaaaaaaargh!

*Starts drinking beer*

Moe: "And to think I was going to sell this place to Hooters!"

Homer: "Yeah what a... D'OH!"

"oh my god, I danced with a gay! promise me you won't tell anyone *shakes lisa violently* PROMISE ME!!!"

Homer: He didn't give you gay Marge, did he? Eh? Did he? Did he give you gaaay?

Patty "Tell us more about Homer"

Otto "He had a piece of food stuck to his face for days. It wasnt little aswell it was a whole chicken wing!"