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"The Simpsons Quotes Thread"

The last one was here for ages but eventually slipped into the SR dungeon, so here's another, because everyone has a favourite quote, or several hundred.

Let's get started -

Homer : "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville, Population YOU"

Otto: Hey, how did I do? I only just hit the old lady, but I think I hit all the other targets well.

Patty: You failed, and didn't even spell 'Bus' correctly on your application form!

Homer "You wont be happy untill my family thinks Im a loser will you?"

Patty/Selma "You are a loser Homer and we're winers, you must understand that. Did not adjust side mirror minus one point"

Homer "Nagging the driver minus ten points to you!"

Patty/Selma "Seat belt twisted minus another point"

Homer "Being a jerk minus a million points"

Mr Burns: So, Smithers, you say that you made pictures of all your navy buddies this way?....

Smithers: Right up until my didhonourable discharge, Sir!

Smithers "Mr Burns, in the spirit of do what you feel day I would just like to say I love you .... in those colours" "Oh who am I kidding the boat house was the right time!"

"So, what do you think of the wonders of the 21st century now?"
"Wonders Lisa, or Blunders?"
"I think that was implied, dad"
"Implied Lisa, or Implode?"
"Make him stop it mom"

Lenny "There's nothin' like revenge for getting back at people"
Carl: "I don't know Vengeance is pretty sweet"

Bart: If there's one place in town with grease, it has to be Krusty Burger!

Homer: Yeah, look at that one. I bet he's got a good two mpounds of grease on his head alone!

*Turns to cashier*

By God, You're greasy....

Cashier: Er, Mr Wembley...

Homer: Operator give me the number for 911!!

Comic Book Guy (Walking down the street rading a comic and eating a hotdog): But Aquaman, surely you cannot marry a woman who has no gills!

*Sees nuke heading for him8

Oh God, I've wasted my life.

"hey homer, is there something different about you? ... oh I get it, you're the biggest man in the world now ... and you're plated with gold"
"18 CARAT GOLD! .... TAKE A HIKE BOSS, I'M RUNNING THINGS NOW!"
"All hail king homer!"
*maniacal laughter*