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"The Simpsons Quotes Thread"

The last one was here for ages but eventually slipped into the SR dungeon, so here's another, because everyone has a favourite quote, or several hundred.

Let's get started -

Homer : "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville, Population YOU"

"You're an artist, mister simpson"
"Yes, well this dates back to my schoolgirl days when I painted portrait after portrait of Ringo Starr"
"That's MY life you're describing!"
"Errr, I think I remember my own life, Marge"

Bart "I know a story so scary you'll wet your pants"

Grandpa "Too late"

Nelson: The thing is with huckleberries is that they can be very tart, so I like to add a little....

*Sees Skinner*

Uh, so I kicked that guy's ass!

Homer "Bart can kiss my hairy yellow butt!"

Mr Burns "I promise I'll never kill another animal ......... that can do an amusing trick"

Homer: "..and believe me, I'm not easily impressed! ... Wow! A blue car!"

It isn't a quote, but someone reminded me of this itchy and scratchy episode, where itchy clones scratchy, and as he comes out of the cloning machine, he chops his head off. After killing the cloned scratchy in many different ways, itchy gets an idea, and creates a killing machine.

the cloned scratchys then come straight out of the cloning machine, and into the killing machine.

classic.

Homer: "The Sun! But thats the hottest place on Earth!"

Krusty: You gotta help me! I picked up this chick; At least I thought she was a chick!

*Marge writes down 'Krusty=Gay?' on notepad*

Marge "I'll just have a coffee"

Bartender "Beer it is"

Marge "I said coffee"

Bartender "Beer"

Marge "Co-ff-ee!"

Bartender "Be-er"

Marge "C-o"

Bartender "B-e"