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"The Simpsons Quotes Thread"

The last one was here for ages but eventually slipped into the SR dungeon, so here's another, because everyone has a favourite quote, or several hundred.

Let's get started -

Homer : "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville, Population YOU"

Homer "Gays are embarrassing me, they are embarrassing America. They took all our best names like Bruce, Lance and Julian and turned them..."

John "Queer"

Homer "Yeah and thats another thing I hate you people using that word. Its our word for making fun of you - We need it!"

Homer : "That asteroid will break up in the atmosphere, and what is left will be no bigger than a briefcase ..... and if I'm wrong, may we all be horribly crushed from above somehow"

Lisa : "Mum, Dad - BARTS DEAD!"
*GASPS*
Bart : "That's right - DEAD serious about going to itchy and scratchy land"

Bloody NHS!

Doctor:Im really sorry your husband has 24 hours to live
Marge:oh my god
Doctor: Well 22 hours...sorry about the wait!

Edna Krabappel "What kind of boy has a china tea set?"

Skinner "I think we both know the answer to that. A lucky boy"

Bart "Hello Im looking for a Hugh Jass"

Moe "Phone call for Hugh, Hugh Jass"

Hugh Jass "Hello Im Hugh Jass who is this?"

Bart "Im Bart Simpson sir"

Hugh Jass "What can I do for you Bart?"

Bart "Look I'll level with you. This was a prank call that went wrong and I want to bail out now"

Hugh Jass "Alright Bart better luck next time" "What a nice young man"

Barney "Is it okay to come out now mister gay man, sir?"

Moe "I'll do anything you want 'ANYTHING'!"

"I am disgusted with the way old people are depicted on television.We are not all vibrant,fun-loving sex maniacs.Many of us are bitter resentful individuals, who remember the good old days when television was bland and inoffensive."

Homer "Everytime I learn something new it pushes the old stuff out my brain"