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"The Simpsons Quotes Thread"

The last one was here for ages but eventually slipped into the SR dungeon, so here's another, because everyone has a favourite quote, or several hundred.

Let's get started -

Homer : "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville, Population YOU"

Homer goes to 'Grimes' funeral, and falls asleep.
Homer: Marge, change the channel.

Bart and Lisa have a metal detector and wave it at Grandpa.
Metal Detector: BEEP!
Grandpa: Thats my brass knee.
Metal Detector: BEEP!
Grandpa: Thats my steel hip.
Metal Detector: BEEP!
Grandpa: That ones news to me!

Grandpa (to gun): Oho.. you're the bee's knees baby. I missed you bad.
Marge: You talking to me grandpa?
Grandpa: Er.. yes...
Marge: *shudders*

"Homer, women won't like being shot in the face"
"Women will like what I tell them to like"

"Lies make baby Jesus cry"

"I don't want to alarm you, boy, but I have reason to believe there is a boogeyman, or boogeymen in the house!"
"AAAAARGH!"
"You get the shotgun, I'll nail the windows shut"

Bart "Dad you killed the zombie Flanders"

Homer "He was a zombie?"

Marge "Homer what are you doing?"

Homer "Im not going to lie to you Marge. So long!"

"Do you want old man patterson here with his finger on the button?"
"What button??"
"What button? who said that? where did I put my false teeth?"

Bart: If your arm gets cut off, will it be waiting for you in heaven?
Sunday school teacher: Bart!, for the last time, yes!