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"The Simpsons Quotes Thread"

The last one was here for ages but eventually slipped into the SR dungeon, so here's another, because everyone has a favourite quote, or several hundred.

Let's get started -

Homer : "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville, Population YOU"

Zombies: Braaaaains!!!! Braaaains!!!!

Homer: Don't take my family! Take me!

*Zombie knocks on Homer's head8

Zombie: Braaaains?

*Zombies turn towards Bart, Lisa, Maggie and Marge*

Braaaaaains! Braaaaaaains!

Bart and Ralph in the abandoned prison:

Guard "Whos down there?"

Bart "Quick lets get out of here"

Guard "Why do I always shout first? Just gives them time to run away. Well Im an idiot!"

*from same episode*

Bart : "See, I told you, there was a monster tearing up the bus!"
Skinner : "I don't care, your behaviour was unruly and disruptive, perhaps spending the rest of your life in a mental institution will teach you some manners ..."

*Halloween Special*
Bart: ...For our next grizzly tale, the school bus? Oh, they must mean the gruel Bus.
Lisa: No, says right there, the school bus.
Bart: oh, well.......nothing can be more scarier than having to go to school!

Barts just caught Sideshow Bob and the police are there.
Bart:Take em away boys
Chief Wiggum:Hey i get to say that, bake em away toys.
police looking confused
Wiggum:oh just do what the kid said

Lisa:where not a bunch of cartoon characters with silly catch phrases.
Homer hits lamp with his shoulder, D'oh
Bart:eye curumba
Nelson: Ha Ha
Barney:Burp
Sea Captin:Eye
DR Nick:Hi Everybody!
Marge:Mmmmmm
Magie:suck suck

Eyes on Lisa.....Ill be in my room

(i dont think thats the right order)

Seymour Skinner : "I didn't burn down the school! It was the butterfly! I swear it's the truth!"
Chief Wiggum : "Sure, it was the butterfly .... take him away boys"

*camera pans up showing butterfly with petrol can in its hands*
*evil laugh*

Frank Grimes: Look at me! I'm urinating on the toilet seat! Why can I do this? because I'm Homer Simpson! I'm walking out of the washroom after not washing my hands! Why can I do this? because I'm Homer Simpson! OOh, look! 240,000 volt uncovered wires1 But I don't need safety gloves; I'm Homer Simpson!

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiergh!

Lil Vicki: "Kids, what do you call it when everyone has an equal part when not everyone is equal?"

Kids: "Communism!"

Homer : "Should we get a barbeque, boy?"
Bart : "Can I burn evidence in it?"
Homer : "We can both burn evidence in it"