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"The Simpsons Quotes Thread"

The last one was here for ages but eventually slipped into the SR dungeon, so here's another, because everyone has a favourite quote, or several hundred.

Let's get started -

Homer : "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville, Population YOU"

Marge : "I put the tax form on your 'to do' pile last month"
Homer : "I have a 'to do' pile? ... *screams* .... ok ok, Marge, how many children do we have? oh no time to count, I'll just estimate .... 7"
Marge : "Homer, you know we don't have ..."
Homer : "Shut up, Shut up, if I don't hear you it's not illegal"

Little Vicky: It would be wrong to give someone who's useless an equal chance. What's that called, children?

Kids: Communism!!!!!

Moe "Women smell fear and at the moment I must be reeking of it"

Homer "Relax Moe all I smell is garlic and fish"

*Barney and Moe visit Homer and he says he can't drink. Barney "suffocates" homer, picks up a water fountain, throws it into the window and runs into the far distance.*

Moe: He REALLY needs a girlfriend.

Classic.

ßora† SagdiyeV wrote:
> "At least I'll die doing what I love .... inhaling molten
> rock"

I think it's inhaling molten lava... hey who cares.... :(

Flanders letter to Homer:

"Dear neighbour. You are my brother. I love you yet I feel a great sadness in my bosom!"

"At least I'll die doing what I love .... inhaling molten rock"

Homer: Aaaiiiiiiiiaaaargh!!!! You're wearing womens' clothing! You'd better have a good explanation for this!!!!!!

Bart: We're drunk!

Milhouse: Horribly, horribly drunk!!!!

Comic book guy: Worst tie-in ever

Willie "Yep I had ya mut and I ate him! I ate his little face, I ate his guts and I ate the way he's always barking so I gave him to the church"

Bart "Oh I see you hate him!"

Willie "Aye, I also ate the mess he left on the rug! Ya heard me"