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The last one was here for ages but eventually slipped into the SR dungeon, so here's another, because everyone has a favourite quote, or several hundred.
Let's get started -
Homer : "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville, Population YOU"
Let's get started -
Homer : "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville, Population YOU"
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Bart "Dad do you wear boxers or briefs?"
Homer "Nope"
Homer "Nope"
Marge: The only S and M you'll be doing now will be scrubbing and mopping!
*Gets shot with tranquiliser dart*
*Gets shot with tranquiliser dart*
At the Burlesque House:
Skinner "Is Roxie here today?"
Bart "Yep"
Skinner "Did she get my flowers?"
Bart "Sure did"
Skinner "Hello Bart. This is the National Air and Space Museum isnt it"
Skinner "Is Roxie here today?"
Bart "Yep"
Skinner "Did she get my flowers?"
Bart "Sure did"
Skinner "Hello Bart. This is the National Air and Space Museum isnt it"
> heh heh, that's one of my favourite quotes. check this site out,
> monkey_man told me about it :
>
> www.lardlad.com
>
> best. simpsons site. ever.
What a brilliant site!
> monkey_man told me about it :
>
> www.lardlad.com
>
> best. simpsons site. ever.
What a brilliant site!
Otto's going to get Married,
Marge: We should throw Rice.
Lisa: Oh, No, you cant throw rice. Birds eat it, it gets into their stomachs, and they explode.
Bart: Why am i only learning this now? *Bart grabs bag of rice, and a camcorder, and runs outside*
Marge: We should throw Rice.
Lisa: Oh, No, you cant throw rice. Birds eat it, it gets into their stomachs, and they explode.
Bart: Why am i only learning this now? *Bart grabs bag of rice, and a camcorder, and runs outside*
France send a nuclear missile to Springfield.
And the missile hits Comic Book Man, second before.....
Comic Book Guy: *turns around and see missile* Oh, no....I've wasted my life.
And the missile hits Comic Book Man, second before.....
Comic Book Guy: *turns around and see missile* Oh, no....I've wasted my life.
bart: inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten year old boy
lisa: and vice verca
lisa: and vice verca
Mattyboy wrote:
> Leonard Nemoy "Hello. The following story about alien encounters
> is true, and by true I mean false. They are all lies but they are
> entertaining lies and in the end isnt that the real truth? The answer
> is no!"
heh heh, that's one of my favourite quotes. check this site out, monkey_man told me about it :
www.lardlad.com
best. simpsons site. ever.
> Leonard Nemoy "Hello. The following story about alien encounters
> is true, and by true I mean false. They are all lies but they are
> entertaining lies and in the end isnt that the real truth? The answer
> is no!"
heh heh, that's one of my favourite quotes. check this site out, monkey_man told me about it :
www.lardlad.com
best. simpsons site. ever.
Leonard Nemoy "Hello. The following story about alien encounters is true, and by true I mean false. They are all lies but they are entertaining lies and in the end isnt that the real truth? The answer is no!"
Homer: Let's go to that Casino.
Marge: I just got over my gambling problem Homer.
Homer: And waht better way to celebrate, than to go to a classy Casino?
Marge: I just got over my gambling problem Homer.
Homer: And waht better way to celebrate, than to go to a classy Casino?
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