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"The Simpsons Quotes Thread"

The last one was here for ages but eventually slipped into the SR dungeon, so here's another, because everyone has a favourite quote, or several hundred.

Let's get started -

Homer : "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville, Population YOU"

on the jerry springer show
homer:why you two timing (bleep)(bleep)im going to (bleep)(bleep)
kang: well you parabolic (bleep)(bleep) yo momma (bleep)

Mother Simpson "Get out of my sons grave you awful, awful man"

Homer "I hate to rain on your parade lady but this is my grave. Wait a minute, Mum"

Mother Simpson "Homer, I thought you were dead"

Homer "I thought you were dead"

Semetary Man "Isnt anyone in this damn graveyard dead?"

Hans Moleman (in a coffin) "I didnt want to cause a fuss but now that you've mentioned it"

Homer has already spent the whole day telling everyone how great Thomas Edison was;

Homer *in the bar*:....And by this time, Edison had already created 250 different things.
Carl: Chris Watt invented the lightbulb.
Homer: Quit boring everybody, your boring everybody.

Later on:

Homer goes to the bedroom window and shouts;
Homer: I'm gonna be an inventer!!!
Man walking Dog: Do us a favour...Invent yourself some under-pants.

Lisa: Did you know the lizards could Glide?
Skinner: Yes, but i was hoping they didnt know that.

*Hole in the ground leading to hell opens up*

Homer: Oooh, barbeque!!! He he he he!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Tofu! The steak is overdone! There's pineapple in the coleslaw!

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAARRGH! German potato salad!!!!

"If you need me I'll be eating pies alone in the basement"
*flicks lightswitch, light doesn't work*
"AAAARGH .... DOH .. SON OF A ... WAH ... *CRASH* ... DAH ...."

The Simpsons are waiting for eggs to hatch.
Finally Homer breaks the silence:Oh this is taking ages i remember Bart was born in 5 mins.
Marge:actually it was it 53 hours.
Homer:well the time just flew past didnt it.

Homer "What are you saying Lisa, you will never eat meat again"

Lisa "Thats right"

Homer "What about bacon?"

Lisa "No"

Homer "Ham?"

Lisa "No"

Homer "Pork chop?"

Lisa "Dad they're all from the same animal"

Homer "Oh yeah Lisa, some kind of wonder animal right!"

Moe : "You go through life and struggle to fight the urge to punch people in the face, and for what?? for some pimple faced puke to tell you you can't have a bowling lane"

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*homer in jail cell*
Homer : "Moe, who's going to Hawaii? Am I going to Hawaii? I'd like to go to Hawaii"
Chief Wiggum : "HEY, STOP SAYING HAWAII IN THERE!"

Homer: Mmm, free goo!