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"The Simpsons Quotes Thread"

The last one was here for ages but eventually slipped into the SR dungeon, so here's another, because everyone has a favourite quote, or several hundred.

Let's get started -

Homer : "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville, Population YOU"

Troy Mclure : "Ok Billy, follow me and we'll have a tour of the killing floor"

*gasp*

Troy : "Don't let the name throw you Billy, it's not really a floor, it's more like a grill that allows matter to fall through"

Radio: It's time for another Bill and Marty Classic Prank Call!
Bill: Hello, is this Mr. Chester Sherman?
Chester: Yes..
Bill: Sir your wife is dead!
Chester: Oh...god, no!
Bill: Thats right, she just walked through a plate glass window, there's blood everywhere!
Chester: But...but I just talked to her (starts crying)
Bill/Marty: (Laughs)

Almighty Beer Can wrote:
> Mike Swade wrote:
> Homer has already spent the whole day telling everyone how great
> Thomas Edison was;
>
> Homer *in the bar*:....And by this time, Edison had already created
> 250 different things.
> Carl: Chris Watt invented the lightbulb.

No, JAMES Watt invented the STEAM ENGINE. :^P

Mike Swade wrote:
> Homer has already spent the whole day telling everyone how great
> Thomas Edison was;
>
> Homer *in the bar*:....And by this time, Edison had already created
> 250 different things.
> Carl: Chris Watt invented the lightbulb.
> Homer: Quit boring everybody, your boring everybody.
>
> Later on:
>
> Homer goes to the bedroom window and shouts;
> Homer: I'm gonna be an inventer!!!
> Man walking Dog: Do us a favour...Invent yourself some under-pants.

one of my favourite episodes.

Mr Burns: Ah, the telephone! I'll telephone Smithers!

S-M-I-T-H-E-R-S

Moe: Hello, Moe's Tavern...

Mr Burns: Who in God's name are you?

Bart is calling up Moes Tavern.
Bart:Hi is there an Amanda Hug n Kiss there?
Moe:ill check, hey guys is there an Amanda Hug n Kiss here.
moe taps a big guy with Muscels on the back
Moe:yeah you are you Amanda Hug n Kiss?

Mr Burns has been thumped by Homer and is forcing himself to do things by himself.
Mr Burns:Must call Smithers.C'mon Monty you've seen people activate this machine hundres of times.Lets see here, s m i t h e r s.Success its ringing!

Lisa: "Oh my god they can fly! Did you know?"
Princapal Skinner: "Yes, but we where hoping they wouldn't"

Homer (stands in front of window naked) "From this day forward I am an inventor"

Passer by "Do us all a favour invent yourself some underpants"

Jasper: By God, whats that?

A pigeon! That's all the birds on my list! See ya suckers!

*Rips up list*