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The last one was here for ages but eventually slipped into the SR dungeon, so here's another, because everyone has a favourite quote, or several hundred.
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Homer : "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville, Population YOU"
Let's get started -
Homer : "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville, Population YOU"
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"Homer, did John seem a little festive to you?"
"Yeah, happy as a clam!"
"He prefers the company of men"
"Who doesn't?"
"Homer, John is a ho..mo..sexual"
*Screams*
"Yeah, happy as a clam!"
"He prefers the company of men"
"Who doesn't?"
"Homer, John is a ho..mo..sexual"
*Screams*
Lisa "Bleeding Gums dont you have any family?"
Bleeding Gums "Not really. I had this younger brother who I never met. He turned out to be a doctor or something and use to laugh at anything"
Dr Hibbert "HA HA HA HA HA. I had an older brother I never met. He was a jazz musician. Oh well so long!"
Bleeding Gums "Not really. I had this younger brother who I never met. He turned out to be a doctor or something and use to laugh at anything"
Dr Hibbert "HA HA HA HA HA. I had an older brother I never met. He was a jazz musician. Oh well so long!"
Apu: 29 Cent stamp, sir? That'll be One Dollar eighty-five, please!
Milhouse: Can we have our appendixes out as well?
Dr Hibbert: I can't see why not...
*Cuts to School Hall a few days later*
Skinner: Well, we were going to have the school orchestra up next, but most of them are having their appendixes out, so we have Martin Prince on the spoons, Lisa Simpson on saxaphone, and Ralph Wiggum with a flute up his nose.
*Squeaking noise*
Chief Wiggum: That's some good flutin' there, boy!
Dr Hibbert: I can't see why not...
*Cuts to School Hall a few days later*
Skinner: Well, we were going to have the school orchestra up next, but most of them are having their appendixes out, so we have Martin Prince on the spoons, Lisa Simpson on saxaphone, and Ralph Wiggum with a flute up his nose.
*Squeaking noise*
Chief Wiggum: That's some good flutin' there, boy!
Moe "While Im gone keep an eye on Barney"
Barney "What kind of drunk do you take me for? Wow someone spilt beer in this ashtray!" (drinks from ashtray)
Barney "What kind of drunk do you take me for? Wow someone spilt beer in this ashtray!" (drinks from ashtray)
in the Thomas Edison museum.
Tour Guide: And behind this door is Thomas Edison's brain. Normally we wouldnt allow the tour through here, *lifts curtain rail*, and today will be no exception, *lowers curtain rail*.
Tour Guide: And behind this door is Thomas Edison's brain. Normally we wouldnt allow the tour through here, *lifts curtain rail*, and today will be no exception, *lowers curtain rail*.
Steven Hawking: If you are looking for trouble, you have found it!
Skinner: What are you gonna do?, Hit me?
*Boxing glove comes out of chair and hits Skinner!*
Homer: Larry Flint is right! Let's Get em'!
Skinner: What are you gonna do?, Hit me?
*Boxing glove comes out of chair and hits Skinner!*
Homer: Larry Flint is right! Let's Get em'!
Homer "I will finally find out what the J in my name stands for. From this day forward I will be known as Homer Jay Simpson!"
Flanders "Looks like its time for me to duc"
Homer "No, I want everybody to know that this is Ned Flanders my friend!"
Lenny "What did he say?"
Carl "I dont know, something about being gay"
Homer "No, I want everybody to know that this is Ned Flanders my friend!"
Lenny "What did he say?"
Carl "I dont know, something about being gay"
Not so much a quote (as per character), but:
Krusty Alarm Clock: "Hey hey! Hey hey! Hey hey! Lazy eh? Go get him, boys!" *Itchy & Scratchy are released*
Krusty Alarm Clock: "Hey hey! Hey hey! Hey hey! Lazy eh? Go get him, boys!" *Itchy & Scratchy are released*
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