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"The Simpsons Quotes Thread"

The last one was here for ages but eventually slipped into the SR dungeon, so here's another, because everyone has a favourite quote, or several hundred.

Let's get started -

Homer : "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville, Population YOU"

Homer: "I haven't been this excited since Halley's comet collided with the moon!"

Lisa: "That never happened dad."

Homer: "Sure it didn't"

"When I was 17, I bought some very good beer. I bought some very good beer, that I bought, with a Fake ID. My name was Brian McGee, I stayed up listening to Queen. When I was 17."

Classic

Ralph: "Me fail English? That's unpossible!"

Chief Wiggum "Simpson what are you doing up here?"

Homer "Marge has gone on a girls night out"

Chief Wiggum "Why dont you get one of those plastic dolls. Make sure its a women though cause one time I, oh never mind!"

Lisa "I find it ironic that Dad saves the day when a slimmer man would have fallen to his death"

Bart "And I find it ironic that for once Dad's butt prevents the release of toxic gas..."

Marge "BART"

Homer: The salad tasted like... er, help me out here boy!
Santa's Little Helper: Bark!
Homer: That's it! The salad tasted like bark! Now, what was the main course like?
Santa's Little Helper: Ruff!

Pure genius.

Editor: "Homer this review of the resturant looks like it was wrote by a dog"

Homer: "Of course not, dogs can't type... if only..."

Moe: I'm a stupid moron with an elephants butt, and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt"

Grandpa Simpson "Lets sell this tonic"

Homer "Excuse me sir you look like the sort of bloke who needs help satisfying his wife and.."

SMACK!!

Comic Book Guy: and be careful with these rare bumper stickers, particularly this one, which was given to me by a Leonard Nimoy lookalike.

Attendant: No hablo Inles, Señor...