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"The Simpsons Quotes Thread"

The last one was here for ages but eventually slipped into the SR dungeon, so here's another, because everyone has a favourite quote, or several hundred.

Let's get started -

Homer : "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville, Population YOU"

Marge "Oh no its the apocolypse! Bart are you wearing clean underwear?"

Bart "Not anymore"

"no, it had to be terror sweat"

"Couldn't you have just turned the heat up a little?"

Doctor Hibbert : "I'm sorry, but the only known cure for super glue is a series of incredibly painful injections directly into the spine"

Mr Burns "Stroke, stroke"

Apu "Im going as fast as I can"

Mr Burns "No Im having one!"

"Homer, we're going to pull mister burns' sun blocker down, are you going to join us?"
"Damn straight, I've had it with these damn rickets!"

"I saw Krabappel's butt, so I paid!"

Jay Sherman "You must be the man who didnt know if he had a pimple or a boil"

Homer "It was a gummy bear!"

Krusty: Legends of comedy, my tookus! What has Fatty Arbuckle done that I haven't?

Homer: I believe Moe had me in a headlock and Reverent Lovejoy was working the arm...