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"The Simpsons Quotes Thread"

The last one was here for ages but eventually slipped into the SR dungeon, so here's another, because everyone has a favourite quote, or several hundred.

Let's get started -

Homer : "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville, Population YOU"

Bart: (pushing Lisa) no I don't
Lisa: (pushing Bart) yes you do
Bart: (pushing Lisa) no i don't
Lisa: (pushing Bart) yes you do


Homer: What you fighing over kids?
Lisa: We fighting over who loves you more!
Homer: Awww..how sweet, carry on!

Bart: (pushing Lisa) You love him more.........

Homer: "The Sun? But that is the hottest place on Earth!"

Homer "To alcohol. The cause of and solution to all of lifes problems"

"Oh no, not LENNY!"

Marge: "While you were out 'earning' that dollar, you lost forty dollars by not going to work. The plant called and said if you don't bother going in tomorrow, don't bother going in Monday either."

Homer: "Woohoo! Four day weekend!"

*Homer and Moe just ruined TV show and there is two security guards and the women director.*

Women director: - Escort these two men nnnnnnow!!!

*Two security men start escorting Homer and Moe.

Marge "Bart's already going on his first date"

Homer "Sunrise sunset, sunrise sunset, cats in the cradle with the silver spoon its just we have no banana's"

Marge "Homer thats sweet"

Homer "No its not that. Didnt you hear they have no banana's. They have no banana's today"

Hippie: Can I interest you in any of our herbal teas?
Homer: Absolutely... not.

"You are banned from this historical society. You, your children and your childrens children...... for three months!"

Flanders "Flanders to God, Flanders to God, get off your cloud and save my Todd"

Flanders "Thanks God"

God "Okally dokally"