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"The Simpsons Quotes Thread"

The last one was here for ages but eventually slipped into the SR dungeon, so here's another, because everyone has a favourite quote, or several hundred.

Let's get started -

Homer : "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville, Population YOU"

Homer: Now, it's easy to play the blame game here. I was the one who provoked the lethal barrage of T-shirts, I was the one who forced Maude out of her seat, and I parked in the ambulance bay and prevented recussitation...

*Cletus and Girl in back of van*

Girl - "Why did you have to park right next to my Maw and Daw?*

Cletus - "They're my Maw and Daw to you know"

think thats it, pure class.

Islander: Are you happy with your ox testicle?
Homer: Yes, delicious.
Islander: Wouldn't you prefer a coconut?
Homer: No, I'm ok.

*Drops ox testicle*

Oh no, now there are ants all over my testicle!

Cheif Wiggum: 'Aww, Can't anyone in this town take the law into their own hands?'

Marge "I think Bart may be jealous of Lisa"

Homer "Yeah well Bart can kiss my hairy yellow butt!"

Ralph: 'I can play the triangle...'

*ding*

Homer: That sort of thing really impresses people, and I'm not the sort of person who's easily impressed. Wow! A blue car!

"And we are pleased to announce the addition of Springfields first multi-storey out house"

*men go into both toilets*

"OH GOD STOP!"

Some classic prank ones from Bart to Moe:

Bart: Hello, is there a Jass, first name Hugh.
Moe: Is there a Hugh Jass, here.

Bart: Hello, is there a Butts, first name Seymour.
Moe: Can I have a Seymour Butts please.

Bart: Hello, is there a Strapes, first name Jaques.
Moe: Is there a Jaques Strape, here.

Can't think of any more at the moment but all of them that have been done are quality jokes.

Ralph Wiggum: 'I found a moonrock in my nose.'