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"The Simpsons Quotes Thread"

The last one was here for ages but eventually slipped into the SR dungeon, so here's another, because everyone has a favourite quote, or several hundred.

Let's get started -

Homer : "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville, Population YOU"

"Homer, what is this fork for?"
"Why Marge, I believe that one is for scratching your ass!"
"HOMER, that's ....... awww ..... awww, that's heavenly"

*Homer being struck by lightning*
"He seems ok, but he is being burned internally"
*applause*

"They own a tavern here abouts. They still have the same pool table on which i was concieved, born, and educated".

Homer "Hey Willie those people look like you!"

Willie "It is my Ma and Pa"

Willies Ma "So you back son"

Willie "Aye"

Willies Pa "And I suppose you will be leaving again"

Willie "Aye"

Shrugs shoulders and walks off

Burns: "Books and cocoa in the same store? What next, a talking banana?"

*Looks around*

Smithers: "Sir you're not actually hoping to see a talking banana are you?"

Burns: "Of course not! The very notion of a talking banana is simply ludicrous.....but still......?"

Otto: New bands? Hah! They're all ripping off Judas Priest!

What made this funny was the fact that he was listening to Judas Priest's 1980 hit 'Living After Midnight'.

:D

Bart "Where is Uter?"

Principal Skinner "I have a gut feeling Uter is around here somewhere. After all isnt there a bit of Uter in all of us. You could say that we just ate Uter and he is in our stomachs right now!!" "Forget I said that last bit!"

"Millhouse lower those eyebrows! ....... and the other one!"

"A Jar of garlic pickles, no one will want to kiss me after eating these, will they smithers?"
"It's their loss sir"
*sigh* "yyyyes"

Smithers: Should I send out for a Chinese, sir?
Burns: No, those people are all gristle. I'll see if any of the employees can open the jar...