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I gather ye here on this cold and grey winter's day to enlist your help.
The Dragon which goes by the name of Meka hath returned to terrorise our once peaceful land. We thought we were rid of the beast, but no!
Though the fire may be gone from his belly, he is back to shatter our peace and tranquility with his awful voice and corny songs!
But I say 'No more!'
We must rise up together and defend our homes, our children, and our country from this scourge! Only this morning, the sound of 'Agadoo' could be heard booming from the hills. But this wan't just any 'Agadoo' - oh no. This was a perverse, twisted version - created by the creature to have a profoundly damaging effect on the minds, hearts and souls of our people.
Now I ask you, my friends... is this the sort of land where you wish to raise your children? Of course it isn't! So we must head to the cave in the hills and slay this hideous beast before it is to late.
Who is with me?
About 9.30, I want all eveidence presented to me then, anything not presented then will not be considered.
I have to go now cos my dinners burning!
That is all the court wishes to say at this point.
If people wish to read them, then they can go to this forum and be forever labelled as DISTURBED.
This should then rid the normal forums of both Meka's songs and DISTURB'ed people.
Case Closed!
"As I have not heard any of these songs I feel I cannot reach an acceptable conclusion to this case.
If St George, or a member of his legal team would care to present to me some examples of the alleged, and I quote, "awful voice and corny songs" then this case may proceed, until such time no action can be taken"
PS Meka, you owe me a fiver! LOL!
I respectfully suggest that this person calling himself 'Mekas lawyer' is lying through his teeth, and that all of the songs mentioned are simply part of an elaborate ploy being enacted by the beast's minions.
Consider the evidence...
"Fantasy Meister" is obviously an entity created by the dragon as a decoy, to draw attention away from the real perpetrator; in short, "Fantasy Meister" is just that - a fantasy.
"PseudoSavant" is obviously a similar creature, for we all know that 'pseudo' means 'false'.
And as for "Edgy" - well, why would he be 'Edgy' unless he was being forced to act against his free will. No, Your Honour... the beast already has control of this one.
Unfortunately meka_dragon is unavailable to respond in person to the comments made by St George as he is locked away in his secret hideout working a song requested by PseudoSavant.
However he has released the following statement.
"I warned you. All of you. Way back before Xmas FM posted a rather good version of Eminems 'Stan'. I enjoyed this, but requested that no more songs be posted. This was not the case. I responded with 1 song every week day until Xmas. There were a number of songs posted then I stopped.
However after Edgy's 'Yesterday' I issued a further warning regarding songs. er-no paid attention not to my words, now you must all face by wrath!"
As you can see my client is unwilling to back down in this matter and has a few further words to say "Just bring it on!"
Thank you, and good day.
I gather ye here on this cold and grey winter's day to enlist your help.
The Dragon which goes by the name of Meka hath returned to terrorise our once peaceful land. We thought we were rid of the beast, but no!
Though the fire may be gone from his belly, he is back to shatter our peace and tranquility with his awful voice and corny songs!
But I say 'No more!'
We must rise up together and defend our homes, our children, and our country from this scourge! Only this morning, the sound of 'Agadoo' could be heard booming from the hills. But this wan't just any 'Agadoo' - oh no. This was a perverse, twisted version - created by the creature to have a profoundly damaging effect on the minds, hearts and souls of our people.
Now I ask you, my friends... is this the sort of land where you wish to raise your children? Of course it isn't! So we must head to the cave in the hills and slay this hideous beast before it is to late.
Who is with me?