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I gather ye here on this cold and grey winter's day to enlist your help.
The Dragon which goes by the name of Meka hath returned to terrorise our once peaceful land. We thought we were rid of the beast, but no!
Though the fire may be gone from his belly, he is back to shatter our peace and tranquility with his awful voice and corny songs!
But I say 'No more!'
We must rise up together and defend our homes, our children, and our country from this scourge! Only this morning, the sound of 'Agadoo' could be heard booming from the hills. But this wan't just any 'Agadoo' - oh no. This was a perverse, twisted version - created by the creature to have a profoundly damaging effect on the minds, hearts and souls of our people.
Now I ask you, my friends... is this the sort of land where you wish to raise your children? Of course it isn't! So we must head to the cave in the hills and slay this hideous beast before it is to late.
Who is with me?
> What is this anyway....zzzzzzz..........St George go and slay your
> dragon's elsewhere.
Danger Will Robinson... Sense Of Humour has been bypassed... danger... danger...
The court will ban you from posting anymore songs if you do not appease us!
We want from you a .............. Shrubbery!
theeeeennnnnnnnnnnn, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest wiiiiiitttttthhhhhh ..... A Herring!!!!!!
And so the court passes its ruling!
Ingsy.
>"PseudoSavant" is obviously a similar creature, for we all know that 'pseudo'
> means 'false'.
Does it? So that means that when you are programming, and you write out a pseudo code before hand, it is false and therefore meaningless. Really?
where people go to while away their boredom
Meka sat me down and so began
the story of a charmless man
educated in the lyrical way
he knows his S-club from his Dr Dre
I think he'd like to have been Brian May
but then nature didn't make him that way
Na na na na na na na nah, na nah.. (etc)
He writes annoying songs, that sound all wrong
They're really dire
I'm not a liar
He tries to make amends
We just pretend we've ignored it so far
He just posts a load more, and when you put it all together
There's the model of a charmless man
He knows he's got us at his own mercy
Says "More if you don't reply to me"
I began to go a little cross eyed
And from this meka dragon I just had to hide
He types at speed, he gets nosebleeds
He doesn't see his reputation
falling around him
He wants to see, no more songs appear
He's just so keen that we stop writing
But no one is frightened
And when you put it all together
There's the model of a charmless man
;)
Watchout FM I alwats have the change details window open,so be careful when changing!
dont be a fool and just go with the flow
Stop running around screaming out songs
Never in yourlife will you ever win a BRIT
Go back to the old way and create some more wit .
:P its not that good,not as good as the Queen remake!! u have a two line feature.
Meka, as counsel for you defence, I advise you to take the deal,
You've always got the choice of later on considering an appeal,
You know that on these forums that songs are considered wrong,
So you know also that it is erroneous to carry on posting songs.
You stand before the court in shame, your scales are hanging low,
Listen up to the Judge and his degree, pay your fine, my bill, and lets go.
The defense rests its rap.
:-)