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"The Dragon must die"

My fellow countrymen...

I gather ye here on this cold and grey winter's day to enlist your help.

The Dragon which goes by the name of Meka hath returned to terrorise our once peaceful land. We thought we were rid of the beast, but no!

Though the fire may be gone from his belly, he is back to shatter our peace and tranquility with his awful voice and corny songs!

But I say 'No more!'

We must rise up together and defend our homes, our children, and our country from this scourge! Only this morning, the sound of 'Agadoo' could be heard booming from the hills. But this wan't just any 'Agadoo' - oh no. This was a perverse, twisted version - created by the creature to have a profoundly damaging effect on the minds, hearts and souls of our people.

Now I ask you, my friends... is this the sort of land where you wish to raise your children? Of course it isn't! So we must head to the cave in the hills and slay this hideous beast before it is to late.

Who is with me?

I played the parts of myself, mekas lawyer, and mekas press agent.

So who was Witness#1?

Meka was himself and Mekas Lawyer. Don't know about Witness#1 or the others.

So who played the others then?

Which they probably weren't, but still.

Just in case anyone was wondering.

For the record, the following roles were played by me:

St. George
St. Georges Legal Eagle
mekas record company


Also, for the record, I have no objection to Meka's songs.

It wasnt that difficult, cos all the threads ive looked at before are a slighly different colour to the ones i havent. some bits till make me laugh, even though ive read it a few times. And no the bits that make me laugh arent the bits that i wrote!

Well found!

I think this should go back to the top because its such a good read, even though i am slightly biased :-)

just putting it back at the top......