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I am a lookin for the best joke around! Do u have a joke that crack's u and u'r mates up??? I want 2 hear about it short or long! Corny or rude I want 2 hear it! I will start u off with a joke or two!
Man walks into a pub and says " I'll have a a pint of u'r special flyin lager plz barman"
The barman says "ok" The man drinks the lager and jumps out the window flys round the pub and cms back in the window! I man watchin this asks for a pint of the same lager! He drinks it and jumps out the window! SMASH! He falls 2 the ground! The barman says " Superman u'r a ba***rd when u'r drunk!
I have another 1!
A man walks into a bar in Texas and and says 2 the barman in shock " Is that Georg Bush and Collen Paul???? The barman says "Yea that's them! So the guy goes over 2 tem and ask waht they r talkin about George replys " we are talkin about the soon 2 b war on iraq! The man says "OH!!! Whats going 2 happen in the war?" George replys " we r going 2 kill 20,000 iraqes and a blonde women with big boobs!!!"
The man was shocked "Why r u goin 2 kill a blonde with big boobs??"
George says "C I told u no 1 cared about 20,000 iraqes!
Tell me what u think of my jokes aswell!!
Thanks
Man walks into a pub and says " I'll have a a pint of u'r special flyin lager plz barman"
The barman says "ok" The man drinks the lager and jumps out the window flys round the pub and cms back in the window! I man watchin this asks for a pint of the same lager! He drinks it and jumps out the window! SMASH! He falls 2 the ground! The barman says " Superman u'r a ba***rd when u'r drunk!
I have another 1!
A man walks into a bar in Texas and and says 2 the barman in shock " Is that Georg Bush and Collen Paul???? The barman says "Yea that's them! So the guy goes over 2 tem and ask waht they r talkin about George replys " we are talkin about the soon 2 b war on iraq! The man says "OH!!! Whats going 2 happen in the war?" George replys " we r going 2 kill 20,000 iraqes and a blonde women with big boobs!!!"
The man was shocked "Why r u goin 2 kill a blonde with big boobs??"
George says "C I told u no 1 cared about 20,000 iraqes!
Tell me what u think of my jokes aswell!!
Thanks
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> Bishysmurph wrote:
> Collen Paul
Tis Colin Powell
Your suggestion is closer to the name of the pope.
> Collen Paul
Tis Colin Powell
Your suggestion is closer to the name of the pope.
Bubs wrote:
> great jokes. i'v got 1 aswell. i's a list of dumb blonde inventions
>
> 1.solar torches
Errrr, charge them up in the sun.. use them in the dark?
> 2.helicopter ejecter seat
Either I'm a blonde without knowing or this seems like a perfectly viable idea...
> 4.re useable ice cubes
They exist. Small plastic bags the size of ice cubes. Filled with water. Re-use as many times as you want.
You've made a joke of yourself, realy.
> great jokes. i'v got 1 aswell. i's a list of dumb blonde inventions
>
> 1.solar torches
Errrr, charge them up in the sun.. use them in the dark?
> 2.helicopter ejecter seat
Either I'm a blonde without knowing or this seems like a perfectly viable idea...
> 4.re useable ice cubes
They exist. Small plastic bags the size of ice cubes. Filled with water. Re-use as many times as you want.
You've made a joke of yourself, realy.
I know a few more dumb blone inventions:
5. One piece jigsaw puzzle
6. inflatable dart board.
I know a few more, will try and think of them.
5. One piece jigsaw puzzle
6. inflatable dart board.
I know a few more, will try and think of them.
great jokes. i'v got 1 aswell. i's a list of dumb blonde inventions
1.solar torches
2.helicopter ejecter seat
3.pedal powered wheel chair
4.re useable ice cubes
1.solar torches
2.helicopter ejecter seat
3.pedal powered wheel chair
4.re useable ice cubes
Bishysmurph wrote:
> Tell me what u think of my jokes aswell!!
There crap
> Tell me what u think of my jokes aswell!!
There crap
Bishysmurph wrote:
> Collen Paul
Hahahahaha.
> Collen Paul
Hahahahaha.
great....
I am a lookin for the best joke around! Do u have a joke that crack's u and u'r mates up??? I want 2 hear about it short or long! Corny or rude I want 2 hear it! I will start u off with a joke or two!
Man walks into a pub and says " I'll have a a pint of u'r special flyin lager plz barman"
The barman says "ok" The man drinks the lager and jumps out the window flys round the pub and cms back in the window! I man watchin this asks for a pint of the same lager! He drinks it and jumps out the window! SMASH! He falls 2 the ground! The barman says " Superman u'r a ba***rd when u'r drunk!
I have another 1!
A man walks into a bar in Texas and and says 2 the barman in shock " Is that Georg Bush and Collen Paul???? The barman says "Yea that's them! So the guy goes over 2 tem and ask waht they r talkin about George replys " we are talkin about the soon 2 b war on iraq! The man says "OH!!! Whats going 2 happen in the war?" George replys " we r going 2 kill 20,000 iraqes and a blonde women with big boobs!!!"
The man was shocked "Why r u goin 2 kill a blonde with big boobs??"
George says "C I told u no 1 cared about 20,000 iraqes!
Tell me what u think of my jokes aswell!!
Thanks
Man walks into a pub and says " I'll have a a pint of u'r special flyin lager plz barman"
The barman says "ok" The man drinks the lager and jumps out the window flys round the pub and cms back in the window! I man watchin this asks for a pint of the same lager! He drinks it and jumps out the window! SMASH! He falls 2 the ground! The barman says " Superman u'r a ba***rd when u'r drunk!
I have another 1!
A man walks into a bar in Texas and and says 2 the barman in shock " Is that Georg Bush and Collen Paul???? The barman says "Yea that's them! So the guy goes over 2 tem and ask waht they r talkin about George replys " we are talkin about the soon 2 b war on iraq! The man says "OH!!! Whats going 2 happen in the war?" George replys " we r going 2 kill 20,000 iraqes and a blonde women with big boobs!!!"
The man was shocked "Why r u goin 2 kill a blonde with big boobs??"
George says "C I told u no 1 cared about 20,000 iraqes!
Tell me what u think of my jokes aswell!!
Thanks
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