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I am a lookin for the best joke around! Do u have a joke that crack's u and u'r mates up??? I want 2 hear about it short or long! Corny or rude I want 2 hear it! I will start u off with a joke or two!
Man walks into a pub and says " I'll have a a pint of u'r special flyin lager plz barman"
The barman says "ok" The man drinks the lager and jumps out the window flys round the pub and cms back in the window! I man watchin this asks for a pint of the same lager! He drinks it and jumps out the window! SMASH! He falls 2 the ground! The barman says " Superman u'r a ba***rd when u'r drunk!
I have another 1!
A man walks into a bar in Texas and and says 2 the barman in shock " Is that Georg Bush and Collen Paul???? The barman says "Yea that's them! So the guy goes over 2 tem and ask waht they r talkin about George replys " we are talkin about the soon 2 b war on iraq! The man says "OH!!! Whats going 2 happen in the war?" George replys " we r going 2 kill 20,000 iraqes and a blonde women with big boobs!!!"
The man was shocked "Why r u goin 2 kill a blonde with big boobs??"
George says "C I told u no 1 cared about 20,000 iraqes!
Tell me what u think of my jokes aswell!!
Thanks
Man walks into a pub and says " I'll have a a pint of u'r special flyin lager plz barman"
The barman says "ok" The man drinks the lager and jumps out the window flys round the pub and cms back in the window! I man watchin this asks for a pint of the same lager! He drinks it and jumps out the window! SMASH! He falls 2 the ground! The barman says " Superman u'r a ba***rd when u'r drunk!
I have another 1!
A man walks into a bar in Texas and and says 2 the barman in shock " Is that Georg Bush and Collen Paul???? The barman says "Yea that's them! So the guy goes over 2 tem and ask waht they r talkin about George replys " we are talkin about the soon 2 b war on iraq! The man says "OH!!! Whats going 2 happen in the war?" George replys " we r going 2 kill 20,000 iraqes and a blonde women with big boobs!!!"
The man was shocked "Why r u goin 2 kill a blonde with big boobs??"
George says "C I told u no 1 cared about 20,000 iraqes!
Tell me what u think of my jokes aswell!!
Thanks
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A bit unimaginative, aren't you? Tut tut.
Hey Crazy Col. Didn't take long to come back, did it, you moron.
the_aoe_slaught wrote:
> AfroJoe wrote:
> Those = greatness.
>
> I couldn't stop laughing once it hit the point where questions were
> just one line. Hilarious.
Yes, they were quite good.
> AfroJoe wrote:
> Those = greatness.
>
> I couldn't stop laughing once it hit the point where questions were
> just one line. Hilarious.
Yes, they were quite good.
Belldandy wrote:
> In which case the sudden sideways momentum they are propelled on
> snaps the persons neck in half.
Which all in all sums up the fact that you cannot actually have an ejector seat in a helicopter.
> In which case the sudden sideways momentum they are propelled on
> snaps the persons neck in half.
Which all in all sums up the fact that you cannot actually have an ejector seat in a helicopter.
AfroJoe wrote:
> Those = greatness.
I couldn't stop laughing once it hit the point where questions were just one line. Hilarious.
> Those = greatness.
I couldn't stop laughing once it hit the point where questions were just one line. Hilarious.
there was a ray (fish) he was crossing the road when a bus ran him over!
what is he now ??? guess go on guess got it?? no ok X-RAY hahahahha lol
that wasn't funny was it??
no ok fine if you think so!
what is he now ??? guess go on guess got it?? no ok X-RAY hahahahha lol
that wasn't funny was it??
no ok fine if you think so!
gerrod!!! wrote:
> No no, they eject SIDEWAYS.
In which case the sudden sideways momentum they are propelled on snaps the persons neck in half.
> No no, they eject SIDEWAYS.
In which case the sudden sideways momentum they are propelled on snaps the persons neck in half.
someone deleted my post, obviously I went a tad too far :S
Those = greatness.
Phenix wrote:
> Q: And where was the location of the accident?
> A: Approximately milepost 499.
> Q: And where is milepost 499?
> A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.
> Q: Sir, what is your IQ?
> A: Well I can see pretty well I think.
> Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?
> Q: Did he kill you?
> Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?
> Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true?
> Q: How many times have you committed suicide?
> Q: She had three children, right?
> A: Yes.
> Q: How many were boys?
> A: None.
> Q: Were there any girls?
> Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
> A: Yes.
> Q: And these stairs, do they go up also?
> Q: And where was the location of the accident?
> A: Approximately milepost 499.
> Q: And where is milepost 499?
> A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.
> Q: Sir, what is your IQ?
> A: Well I can see pretty well I think.
> Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?
> Q: Did he kill you?
> Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?
> Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true?
> Q: How many times have you committed suicide?
> Q: She had three children, right?
> A: Yes.
> Q: How many were boys?
> A: None.
> Q: Were there any girls?
> Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
> A: Yes.
> Q: And these stairs, do they go up also?
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