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I am a lookin for the best joke around! Do u have a joke that crack's u and u'r mates up??? I want 2 hear about it short or long! Corny or rude I want 2 hear it! I will start u off with a joke or two!
Man walks into a pub and says " I'll have a a pint of u'r special flyin lager plz barman"
The barman says "ok" The man drinks the lager and jumps out the window flys round the pub and cms back in the window! I man watchin this asks for a pint of the same lager! He drinks it and jumps out the window! SMASH! He falls 2 the ground! The barman says " Superman u'r a ba***rd when u'r drunk!
I have another 1!
A man walks into a bar in Texas and and says 2 the barman in shock " Is that Georg Bush and Collen Paul???? The barman says "Yea that's them! So the guy goes over 2 tem and ask waht they r talkin about George replys " we are talkin about the soon 2 b war on iraq! The man says "OH!!! Whats going 2 happen in the war?" George replys " we r going 2 kill 20,000 iraqes and a blonde women with big boobs!!!"
The man was shocked "Why r u goin 2 kill a blonde with big boobs??"
George says "C I told u no 1 cared about 20,000 iraqes!
Tell me what u think of my jokes aswell!!
Thanks
Man walks into a pub and says " I'll have a a pint of u'r special flyin lager plz barman"
The barman says "ok" The man drinks the lager and jumps out the window flys round the pub and cms back in the window! I man watchin this asks for a pint of the same lager! He drinks it and jumps out the window! SMASH! He falls 2 the ground! The barman says " Superman u'r a ba***rd when u'r drunk!
I have another 1!
A man walks into a bar in Texas and and says 2 the barman in shock " Is that Georg Bush and Collen Paul???? The barman says "Yea that's them! So the guy goes over 2 tem and ask waht they r talkin about George replys " we are talkin about the soon 2 b war on iraq! The man says "OH!!! Whats going 2 happen in the war?" George replys " we r going 2 kill 20,000 iraqes and a blonde women with big boobs!!!"
The man was shocked "Why r u goin 2 kill a blonde with big boobs??"
George says "C I told u no 1 cared about 20,000 iraqes!
Tell me what u think of my jokes aswell!!
Thanks
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Bubs wrote:
great jokes. i'v got 1 aswell. i's a list of dumb blonde inventions
4.re useable ice cubes
There is such thing as a re useable ice cube. It is water inside a plastic square-ish shape thing. Well at least I think the around bit is made of plastic or it is summet like that.
great jokes. i'v got 1 aswell. i's a list of dumb blonde inventions
4.re useable ice cubes
There is such thing as a re useable ice cube. It is water inside a plastic square-ish shape thing. Well at least I think the around bit is made of plastic or it is summet like that.
Essex blonde walks into a sex shop and asks to see the range of vibrators on offer. Shop assistant says "yes madam, over here".
"Ah" she said pointing at a big red one, "I'll take that" she said.
Shop assistant replies, "sorry love, thats a fire extinguisher."
"Ah" she said pointing at a big red one, "I'll take that" she said.
Shop assistant replies, "sorry love, thats a fire extinguisher."
Fiery Salamander wrote:
> A blonde is starting driving lessons with the driving instructor
> showing her whats what around the car.
>
> Driving instructor: This is the indicator
> Blonde: Ok
> Driving instructor: This is the boot
> Blonde: Ok
> Driving instructor: This is the break light
> *smash*
> Driving instructor: Why did you kick the light?
> Blonde: You told me to break the light
that's THE worst blonde joke I've heard - must try harder
> A blonde is starting driving lessons with the driving instructor
> showing her whats what around the car.
>
> Driving instructor: This is the indicator
> Blonde: Ok
> Driving instructor: This is the boot
> Blonde: Ok
> Driving instructor: This is the break light
> *smash*
> Driving instructor: Why did you kick the light?
> Blonde: You told me to break the light
that's THE worst blonde joke I've heard - must try harder
Goddamn crappy spelling.
Argumant?
Argument.
Proppelled?
Propelled
There. I think.
Argumant?
Argument.
Proppelled?
Propelled
There. I think.
Do you know how they eject from parachutes?
THEY OPEN THE DOOR AND JUMP OUT, they do this in regualr planes too, but it can't be done with fighter jets as the roof is the door, hence why it ejects open and the seat is rocket proppelled out.
Argumant closed.
Idiots.
THEY OPEN THE DOOR AND JUMP OUT, they do this in regualr planes too, but it can't be done with fighter jets as the roof is the door, hence why it ejects open and the seat is rocket proppelled out.
Argumant closed.
Idiots.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra
A blonde is starting driving lessons with the driving instructor showing her whats what around the car.
Driving instructor: This is the indicator
Blonde: Ok
Driving instructor: This is the boot
Blonde: Ok
Driving instructor: This is the break light
*smash*
Driving instructor: Why did you kick the light?
Blonde: You told me to break the light
Driving instructor: This is the indicator
Blonde: Ok
Driving instructor: This is the boot
Blonde: Ok
Driving instructor: This is the break light
*smash*
Driving instructor: Why did you kick the light?
Blonde: You told me to break the light
i bet bishy sends them all into a magazine and gets money...
whoops...
whoops...
Man walks in to a bar.
7 years later he wakes from the coma.
7 years later he wakes from the coma.
the_aoe_slaught wrote:
> AfroJoe wrote:
> Those = greatness.
>
> I couldn't stop laughing once it hit the point where questions were
> just one line. Hilarious.
They are great have you got any more??????????????????????????????
> AfroJoe wrote:
> Those = greatness.
>
> I couldn't stop laughing once it hit the point where questions were
> just one line. Hilarious.
They are great have you got any more??????????????????????????????
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