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"Lil advice on fighting"

My mate has got into a spot of bother with a few older people so we need to help him (people at my school).
Now there is about 5 of these 20 year olds and about 7 of us 15 year olds, and im not the best fighter in the world.

It is happening at 7PM on saturday, i need to good advice on how to take down people twice my size in the dark :S

P@st@ wrote:
> If you can find them, hire the 'A' Team.

"In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team."

Hmm, they sound promising.

Totoro wrote:
> A few hours before the brawl, wander around town and persuade any
> tramps/vagabonds you see on your journey to follow you on the pretext
> that when you arrive at your destination, you'll give them a free
> bottle of booze or a new tartan jacket for their dog.
>
> Then, with your amassed gang of tramps in tow, head to the fight and
> I'm sure that when/if trouble kicks off, they'll be well up for it,
> especially if they think they'll be getting free alcohol.

I can give you a dog if you want? Its a doberman, looses it easily, dont let it off the leash though, tell them to back off or you will, just threaten them... Go to google or something then go to pictures and search Doberman, and see pictures of it...

Totoro wrote:
> A few hours before the brawl, wander around town and persuade any
> tramps/vagabonds you see on your journey to follow you on the pretext
> that when you arrive at your destination, you'll give them a free
> bottle of booze or a new tartan jacket for their dog.
>
> Then, with your amassed gang of tramps in tow, head to the fight and
> I'm sure that when/if trouble kicks off, they'll be well up for it,
> especially if they think they'll be getting free alcohol.

You're sick. At least we were (mostly) joking :P

Or what they could do is organise their posse into 3 battalions. They could flank them on both sides whilst using people standing in front of them as decoys.

*Applies for Time Commanders*

A few hours before the brawl, wander around town and persuade any tramps/vagabonds you see on your journey to follow you on the pretext that when you arrive at your destination, you'll give them a free bottle of booze or a new tartan jacket for their dog.

Then, with your amassed gang of tramps in tow, head to the fight and I'm sure that when/if trouble kicks off, they'll be well up for it, especially if they think they'll be getting free alcohol.

If you can find them, hire the 'A' Team.

Mr Snuggly wrote:
> Just run in there screaming and kicking them in the nuts, that should
> work.

Finally, some solid advice from the officials in this place. Remember, he's older than you so he knows best.

Mr Snuggly wrote:
> That's why it's a 'new' slant. Pay attention.
>
> Just run in there screaming and kicking them in the nuts, that should
> work.

Lol, good one... people might think your a bit of a looney though...

That's why it's a 'new' slant. Pay attention.

Just run in there screaming and kicking them in the nuts, that should work.

I would run away from a gang of clowns.

Especially if the face paint was particularly knarly.