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"Lil advice on fighting"

My mate has got into a spot of bother with a few older people so we need to help him (people at my school).
Now there is about 5 of these 20 year olds and about 7 of us 15 year olds, and im not the best fighter in the world.

It is happening at 7PM on saturday, i need to good advice on how to take down people twice my size in the dark :S

Mr Snuggly wrote:
> Okay, a new slant - dress up like a clown on rollerskates and get your
> mates to do the same. Then all roll down there with baseball bats
> and stand there looking menacing. Then beat them up, and ride the
> subway home.

I thought you said it WASN'T the Warriors!?

My godbrother is just a looney, he is ssooo strong, my sister is 15, shes a fighter, my friend is 13 and he is pretty strong and im 12 and pretty strong. He took us all down at the same time!! What he done was got my in a choke by his legs, he rain up my little wadrobe thingy and he got his legs ound my neck and squeezed, he pulled me down with his legs. He started punching my friend and he fell to the floor, then my sister helped, she got headbutted. So, he kept it up, and soon enough we were all red and out of breath, there wasnt even a scratch on him, hes 14. We couldnt take him down!! I really want to kick his ass becuase he kept on choking me!! I think the choke was a good manuever. To fight you need to be fast, there is a boy called Oliver in my chool, hes strong and one punch will knock you out, but hes 6-foot tall, so you can see his punches coming becuase hes tall and slow, easy to block, not easy to withstand if hit!! I saw this one on a film, a boy curled up his hands, he made the person focuses on his hands, then he kicked them in the bul****s and they bent over, he then got their head, put it closer to him and kneed him in the face, it works, i've tried it, but they dont always bend down... There are other though, also a good one is get ur hand, put it outwards with your finger tips curled inwards, you get a ball at your palm, now hit the person nose upwards with that and his nose will split in two...

If you need help tell me and i'll get loads of people to help you, like mad kurds and black people... NOT TRYING TO BE RASCIST!!!!

Also, this is my first post as a regular, YAY!!!!

Is SR going to be held responsible when some 15 year old kids are found covered in circuitry, blacked up like Mr T, dead animals strewn about, lying in a heap on Clapham common after the beating of their lives?

Okay, a new slant - dress up like a clown on rollerskates and get your mates to do the same. Then all roll down there with baseball bats and stand there looking menacing. Then beat them up, and ride the subway home.

Mr Pink wrote:
> but there's no harm in dressing like Mr T. But, as snuggers so
> rightly say's,
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Yes there is. You could get mugged, or bumtouched by a Mr T fetishist.

You best bet, El Robin, is to befriend a wolf or a bear. Nobody wants to take on a wild animal.
Failing that, you can hire Wolf The Gladiator for £200 for birthday parties and stuff.

Mr Snuggly wrote:
> Taking weapons? Don't be so bloody stupid. You take a weapon and
> cut someone, you really think he's going to let it lie? No, he'll
> retaliate, maybe another day, maybe he'll do something worse. Again,
> you are 15. Not Chuck Norris.
>
> Just don't go. You really care if someone calls you a wimp?

If there is a way to avoid the fight then go with that, but if its going to be a bunch of 20 year old's duffing you up then I would say 'Rings'. Im not saying take a knife, thats anything but a good idea, but there's no harm in dressing like Mr T. But, as snuggers so rightly say's, your not Bruce Willis, so dont think you can go in there, down them in one punch and say "yippie-kiay", you will get hurt.

That's just silly.

No, everyone is wrong. Your best bet is building your own weapons and trying to conceal them within your body. That way you'll look sleak and they won't be expecting the water pistol that you've surgically embedded in your leg, or the laser guide that you've replaced your left eye with. A catchphrase might also scare them, but it isn't essential.

No, monkeyman is wrong.

Listen to Limp Bizkit lots, watch "Ultimate Fighting Vol.3", find an elderly Japanese recluse and convince him to teach you karate, pretend to be Michael Winslow and make robot noises (perhaps they will think you are a cybernetic organism and flee) and, to be sure of victory, try and stuff your mouth with bees - these can be exhaled in a deadly stream.
A bit like The Candyman

Mr Snuggly wrote:
> The best advice I can give is this:

No, don't listen to him. He's never had a fight in his life (neither have I , but that's beside the point)! What you really should do is watch the Matrix 10 times, then spin round really fast to increase the circulation of your blood. Then run at your opponent, flailing your arms, and you'll eventually gather enough momentum to reach 88mph, whereby you will time travel and leave a burning trail, which, if your enemy is wearing a shellsuit, will burn him (or her) into a bloody mess. The only problem I can see with doing this is that you might end up in the wild west, getting bummed by angry Mexican gringos.