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"Lil advice on fighting"

My mate has got into a spot of bother with a few older people so we need to help him (people at my school).
Now there is about 5 of these 20 year olds and about 7 of us 15 year olds, and im not the best fighter in the world.

It is happening at 7PM on saturday, i need to good advice on how to take down people twice my size in the dark :S

No, don't listen to Snuggly. Go alone, weilding a plastic fork.
Stab at them wildly. Crying would also help.

This is like West Side Story, but made up.

Like what I suggested before, buy some nunchaku and maybe an instructional video/book and a couple of Bruce Lee dvds, then practice a la Daniel-san like mad for the next couple of days.

Show up at the arena of combat, dazzle the knuckle-dragging assailants with your high-speed nunchaku abilities, and they'll run off like the cowards they are.

Situation sorted, with no need for violence.

The best advice I can give is this: don't listen to Mojo. This isn't The Warriors, this is a bunch of 15yr olds. Don't get into a fight unless you want to end up being punched and kicked very hard in the body and face.

Taking weapons? Don't be so bloody stupid. You take a weapon and cut someone, you really think he's going to let it lie? No, he'll retaliate, maybe another day, maybe he'll do something worse. Again, you are 15. Not Chuck Norris.

Just don't go. You really care if someone calls you a wimp?

The best advice I could give is to not get into a fight that you're blatantly going to lose.

Or, take a gun and get your picture in the local news.

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Borrow a gun and shoot one of them in the face you fairy

Don't take weapons with you but if you really need weapons then use whats on site like tree branchs or scafolding etc... so if the police come you could say you were defending your selfs, it's futile saying you were victims if you have a bread knife on your self.

You should try and avold conflict if possible but if battle is imminent then you need to have the advantage.

If they are bigger and stronger than you the chances are they are going to be confident of victory which means they may not have any sort of battle plan laid out other then "da hit dem gud!" so you could make a battle plan yourself. Use the element of surprise.

Wherever your fighting go there early so you can scout the area for any advantages and maybe you could set up an ambush.

If he's haveing to resort to paying people to fight for him that problery means he as few allies and the people he has won't be loyal to him and will rather scarper if things go bad than stay and defend their mates, especially if the police come, maybe the police could be part of your tactics i.e get a mate to hide with a siren if possible and when he pays it you shout "THE COPS ARE COMMING".

War isn't just about brawn you need to mess with the enemys head just like they did by saying they have hired help, you could say you have contacted the police or say your dad is comming etc... just before the battle starts.

Fighting is the cowards way of sorting out problems

Well if Robin's friends ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend is the same age as the rest of his "gang of yobs" that he's paying then it doesn't suprise me that he's doing something like this. 20yr old with a 15yr old ( I asume that your friend's ex is about 15). Noit saying its the most evil thing ever but in most cases you can tell the sort of people that would be in this sort of situation.

Not all 20yr old and 15yr old relationships are like this as there are some that aren't but generalisation leads me to the sort of people I'd expect to find creating this sort of situation. Should just all blow over but if it doesn't then I'd try and sort it out as soon as possible.

Yet mre random rabblings from my mind upon the situation.

Heh, he probably needs to prove to her that he loves her.