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"Lil advice on fighting"

My mate has got into a spot of bother with a few older people so we need to help him (people at my school).
Now there is about 5 of these 20 year olds and about 7 of us 15 year olds, and im not the best fighter in the world.

It is happening at 7PM on saturday, i need to good advice on how to take down people twice my size in the dark :S

And one of these for head protection

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Battery operated fan? HAHAHA

And wear one of these for extra body protection:

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I still think you should wear these...


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Go antagonise some gypsies, go kick one of their dogs in the face and then tell them the older boys made you do it.

Your 20 year old assailants will most likely turn up in a couple of months in a body bag. Pikeys really are quite insane.

A lighter... now that's an idea... just grill 'em.

hold somethinig in ur hand when u punch-like a lighter-it makes the punches harder!

Build your anger up. Find something that annoys the Hell out of you and feel that 'turn' in your stomach. Find the adrenaline rush. Woo!
You could always kick 'em in the balls. Unless, that's not the way a lad fights. And poke them in the throat, not with one finger but all of them. And hit their chest really hard with your fist.
Heheheh.

Trying to explain to the drones in my office why I'm snorting laughter because some insane kid is offering to loan somebody killer dogs and Kurds in a big fight...

I'm guessing good. There's some satisfaction in knowing that you've made an almost total stranger look like a laughing madman in an office far away, just by typing some words on a screen. Although obviously that's what I'd say in real life because my wit is faster than time itself.