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"Lil advice on fighting"

My mate has got into a spot of bother with a few older people so we need to help him (people at my school).
Now there is about 5 of these 20 year olds and about 7 of us 15 year olds, and im not the best fighter in the world.

It is happening at 7PM on saturday, i need to good advice on how to take down people twice my size in the dark :S

Goatboy wrote:
> reading through the thread, you have offered to help by loaning him
> "mad kurds and black people" and also "a doberman, it
> loses it really easily"
>
> For some reason, that is making me laugh.

IS THAT GOOD OR BAD?

reading through the thread, you have offered to help by loaning him "mad kurds and black people" and also "a doberman, it loses it really easily"

For some reason, that is making me laugh.

Goatboy wrote:
> Mr.Fi$h wrote:
> If you need help tell me and i'll get loads of people to help you,
> like mad kurds and black people... NOT TRYING TO BE RASCIST!!!!
>
> --
>
> That really, really made me laugh.

Is that good or bad, I think I might have done something good for once : )

Where is all this meant to be happening anyway?

monkey_man wrote:
> Is SR going to be held responsible when some 15 year old kids are
> found covered in circuitry, blacked up like Mr T, dead animals strewn
> about, lying in a heap on Clapham common after the beating of their
> lives?
--

This made me laugh more though.

Mr.Fi$h wrote:
> If you need help tell me and i'll get loads of people to help you,
> like mad kurds and black people... NOT TRYING TO BE RASCIST!!!!
>
--

That really, really made me laugh.

cookie monster wrote:
> Mr.Fi$h wrote:
> Totoro wrote:
> A few hours before the brawl, wander around town and persuade any
> tramps/vagabonds you see on your journey to follow you on the
> pretext
> that when you arrive at your destination, you'll give them a free
> bottle of booze or a new tartan jacket for their dog.
>
> Then, with your amassed gang of tramps in tow, head to the fight and
> I'm sure that when/if trouble kicks off, they'll be well up for it,
> especially if they think they'll be getting free alcohol.
>
> I can give you a dog if you want? Its a doberman, looses it easily,
> dont let it off the leash though, tell them to back off or you will,
> just threaten them... Go to google or something then go to pictures
> and search Doberman, and see pictures of it...
>
> And do what? Print of the pictures and show them to the big lads in a
> threatening way?

No I can give you a real one, just if you want to know what it looks like, go on there (google)

You'll have to draft in a replacement for Hannibal though.

*Off

Mr.Fi$h wrote:
> Totoro wrote:
> A few hours before the brawl, wander around town and persuade any
> tramps/vagabonds you see on your journey to follow you on the
> pretext
> that when you arrive at your destination, you'll give them a free
> bottle of booze or a new tartan jacket for their dog.
>
> Then, with your amassed gang of tramps in tow, head to the fight and
> I'm sure that when/if trouble kicks off, they'll be well up for it,
> especially if they think they'll be getting free alcohol.
>
> I can give you a dog if you want? Its a doberman, looses it easily,
> dont let it off the leash though, tell them to back off or you will,
> just threaten them... Go to google or something then go to pictures
> and search Doberman, and see pictures of it...

And do what? Print of the pictures and show them to the big lads in a threatening way?